[SAV1OUR]

They've blurred out the logo on Chris's t-shirt from this morning's Disastermind. I believe Frankie Boyle did a sketch on BBC censorship recently, might try and find it on Youtube:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00dtqf2

[dimtimjim]

Last day in office for this week, got a Stag Weekend to attend (in Amsterdam )! Whoop! Best dwinking hat on!

*hic*

[Johnny 1989]

Best dwinking hat on!

*hic*

Woy Hodgson, is that you?

[richbrown]

I got a mention on the Golden Hour, eating cold pizza for breakfast. Woohoo!

[chrysostom]

Meeting went brilliantly, saw my friend in hospital yesterday and am cotching in my gfs new flat. Happy Friday y'all

[Yudster]

I am unfamiliar with the verb "To Cotch".

[Boboff]

But you are familar with the verb "Eting"

You've changed, or changing, something anyway.

Love you though!

[Yudster]

Am I? What does it mean?!

[foot-loose]

I'm gonna drink vodka and eat pizza tonight. It has been a very very busy but productive week. I iz tres knackered sill vooze play.

[bmstinton93]

I just won £200,000 on Million pound drop online

[Johnny 1989]

I just won £200,000 on Million pound drop online

Are you being serious? If so congratulations Stinson

[bmstinton93]

I just won £200,000 on Million pound drop online

Are you being serious? If so congratulations Stinson

Yeah but that was only off 6 questions as i accidentally refreshed and obviously you don't actually win any real money and also i didn't Google any but i got really involved in it.

[McGuinness-89]

That is interesting.

[foot-loose]

See if you won £200k, I would want my £3 for the DVD and a kit kat back.

[bmstinton93]

See if you won £200k, I would want my £3 for the DVD and a kit kat back.

I'm sure i could just about afford to give you that £3 back if i really did win £200k

[foot-loose]

See if you won £200k, I would want my £3 for the DVD and a kit kat back.

I'm sure i could just about afford to give you that £3 back if i really did win £200k

But no kit kat?! Don't talk to me.



In other news:

[bmstinton93]

See if you won £200k, I would want my £3 for the DVD and a kit kat back.

I'm sure i could just about afford to give you that £3 back if i really did win £200k

But no kit kat?! Don't talk to me.

How about a slightly cheaper Freddo? I'll even stretch to a caramel one

[Yudster]

That's the best thing I have ever seen anywhere ever. The video thingy I mean.

Can I have freddo please?

[bmstinton93]

Can I have freddo please?

No. You didn't send me airplane

[foot-loose]

How about a slightly cheaper Freddo? I'll even stretch to a caramel one

If you won the lottery, you wouldn't even get me a normal Freddo it would only be a cheaper one? Git.

[bmstinton93]

How about a slightly cheaper Freddo? I'll even stretch to a caramel one

If you won the lottery, you wouldn't even get me a normal Freddo it would only be a cheaper one? Git.

The Caramel ones are exactly the same price. 17P!

[bmstinton93]

17p for a Freddo?! Bloody hell that's a rip off. It's gone in one in bite.

I remember when they were 10p

[R94N]

17p for a Freddo?! Bloody hell that's a rip off. It's gone in one in bite.

I remember when they were 10p

So do I! Always used to be my choice at the shop or a Snickers! Now I just have the Snickers occasionally.

[bmstinton93]

17p for a Freddo?! Bloody hell that's a rip off. It's gone in one in bite.

I remember when they were 10p

So do I! Always used to be my choice at the shop or a Snickers! Now I just have the Snickers occasionally.

I tend to go for yorkies lately. (Grrrr.... cause I'm a Man)

[Boboff]

Making me laugh today.

A friend who is a haridresser, and has a husband in the Marines, was telling a customer, whilst cutting her hair, that her husband was soon to be leaving for Afganistan, the customer said.

" Oh I know how that feels"

" really" replies my friend the hairdresser

" Yes, my husband used to work in Bude"

Funny on many levels.