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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429495

By chrysostom - Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:02 pm

- Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:02 pm #429495

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429564

By Johnny 1989 - Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:07 pm

- Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:07 pm #429564

That's quite cool, I kept hearing about this Angry Birds thing but never knew what it was. :lol:

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429657

By jocky85 - Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:46 pm

- Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:46 pm #429657

I think this guy is genius!

Stay safe. Word up. And avoid the drizzle

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429658

By R94N - Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:50 pm

- Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:50 pm #429658

How I love viral videos. And Internet stuff.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429716

By MK Chris - Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:18 am

- Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:18 am #429716

That interpretive dance is the best big of Fast and Loose.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429743

By bmstinton93 - Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:34 pm

- Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:34 pm #429743

The priest in a small village loved the rooster and hens he kept in the hen house by the church. One sunday he went to feed the birds he discovered the * was missing. He decided to ask his church members because he heard of * fights taking place in the village. During mass he asked has any got a *? All the men stood up. No no I didn't mean that, has anyone seen a *? All the women stood up. No no I didn't mean that. Has anyone seen a * that dont belong to them? Half the women stood up. No no thats not what I meant. Has anyone seen my *? 16 altar boys, 2priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted...

Doctor rings the husband of a patient and explains "your wife is here and I'm afraid there has been a mix up with her test results so we don't know if she's got Alzheimer's or Aids" the man replies "what the hell am I suppose to do now then?" the doctor answers "I'm going to put her on the wrong bus, if she finds her way home don't shag her!

The lesbians next door asked me what i would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but i think they misunderstood me when i said, 'I wanna watch.'

I was walking through the park, when I saw a woman walking a big, mean looking Rottweiler coming towards.As she got closer to me, I shouted: "Excuse me, is your dog vicious?""Oh no," she replied. "Don't let his looks fool you, he's a big softie.""That's a relief," I said, as I punched her in the face and grabbed her handbag.

The woman sitting opposite me on the train was breastfeeding last night.I tried not looking but she caught me 4 times.With nobody else on the carriage she gave me a cheeky wink and said, "Would you like a go?"I said, "Yes please".She soon changed her mind when I put my * in her baby's mouth.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429748

By R94N - Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:30 pm

- Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:30 pm #429748

Are those jokes from Sickipedia by any chance? Great site!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429758

By bmstinton93 - Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:09 pm

- Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:09 pm #429758

No just got texted them earlier

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429828

By dimtimjim - Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:08 am

- Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:08 am #429828

Making me smile yesterday was getting my broken PS3 fixed, with a 3 hour turn around time, for £20! Whoop!

Made me feel old though, the spotty little oik that fixed it couldn't have been a day over 18..... Bet that went straight into his 'pot fund'. Good lad!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429832

By bmstinton93 - Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:18 am

- Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:18 am #429832

Sorry. We only deal with things that are making you smile today, not yesterday...

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429836

By dimtimjim - Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:43 am

- Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:43 am #429836

Well, to be fair, I was so pleased to get my PS3 back, i'm still smiling today!!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429852

By chrysostom - Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:30 pm

- Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:30 pm #429852

got a phone call offering me another low level social media consultancy role which will look good on the CV

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429854

By dimtimjim - Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:37 pm

- Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:37 pm #429854

My CV is like my penis.......

Not much to look at, but hasn't stopped me achieving amazing things. :wink:

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429868

By bmstinton93 - Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:22 pm

- Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:22 pm #429868

I've got Brett Domino's album and it's brilliant! Well worth the £6.99 that I paid for it

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#429900

By foot-loose - Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:57 pm

- Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:57 pm #429900

dimtimjim wrote:My CV is like my penis.......

Not much to look at, but hasn't stopped me achieving amazing things.

You lied twice there.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#430056

By bmstinton93 - Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:14 pm

- Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:14 pm #430056

Apple announced today the launch of a chip to be implanted into women's breasts that plays music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their boobs and never listen to them.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#430057

By chrysostom - Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:44 pm

- Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:44 pm #430057

BBC Careers wrote:Dear Andrew,

Thank you for completing your online assessments - you’re now successfully through to the next stage of the recruitment process. This means you’ll be considered for any appropriate opportunities at BBC North. We’ll be in touch as and when these opportunities arise. We will be recruiting for vacancies for BBC North throughout 2011.

only applying for 6-12 month contracts in London branch of BBC north, but I made it through 2 stages and am now waiting for a call to work with the BBC *fingers crossed*

BUT YEY.

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#430058

By bmstinton93 - Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:02 pm

- Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:02 pm #430058

Congratulations.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#430060

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:30 pm

- Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:30 pm #430060

chrysostom wrote:
BBC Careers wrote:Dear Andrew,

Thank you for completing your online assessments - you’re now successfully through to the next stage of the recruitment process. This means you’ll be considered for any appropriate opportunities at BBC North. We’ll be in touch as and when these opportunities arise. We will be recruiting for vacancies for BBC North throughout 2011.

only applying for 6-12 month contracts in London branch of BBC north, but I made it through 2 stages and am now waiting for a call to work with the BBC *fingers crossed*

BUT YEY.

BBC Not North then?

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