I'm getting pissed at a fancy dress party - we all have to go as tube stations. I was going to go as cóckfosters and turn up just carrying a can of lager but I've been told I have to make an effort...
You could go as Bethnal Green, and go as a woman called Beth who wears green! Or Tottenham Court Road (no, that would involve a spurs shirt... Yeeuch!)
Of course, you can still hold a fosters all night and be two stations, then you'd win for sure!