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Hello Sailor#433949

By bmstinton93 - Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:16 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:16 am #433949

Anyone care to explain...?

Re: Hello Sailor#433950

By dimtimjim - Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:38 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:38 am #433950

Ask ya parents....

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Hello Sailor#433951

By Ilovematt - Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:39 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:39 am #433951

It's a very old joke ... think the PC brigade would have a field day !

Erm it's aimed at sailors being gay. have you not heard the saying 'Hello Sailor' ?

Stop laughing at the muggles.

Re: Hello Sailor#433952

By bmstinton93 - Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:40 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:40 am #433952

Ask ya parents....

Well your old enough to be my Grandad so I am asking you instead...

have you not heard the saying 'Hello Sailor' ?

No. Never

Re: Hello Sailor#433955

By dimtimjim - Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:45 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:45 am #433955

Ask ya parents....

Well your old enough to be my Grandad so I am asking you instead...

Cheeky git!

have you not heard the saying 'Hello Sailor' ?

No. Never

Prob don't use talk like that at playschool.....

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Hello Sailor#433957

By bmstinton93 - Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:47 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:47 am #433957

Cheeky Git!

Re: Hello Sailor#433961

By Ilovematt - Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:54 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:54 am #433961

Ask ya parents....

Well your old enough to be my Grandad so I am asking you instead...

have you not heard the saying 'Hello Sailor' ?

No. Never

Carry On film's ?? .....

Stop laughing at the muggles.

Re: Hello Sailor#433963

By bmstinton93 - Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:55 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:55 am #433963

Never watched a Carry On Film. They don't really appeal to me

Re: Hello Sailor#433965

By MK Chris - Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:04 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:04 am #433965

Carry On films are a pile of wank really.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Hello Sailor#433968

By Yudster - Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:13 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:13 am #433968

I think Hello Sailor was Dick Emery. He was supposed to have been funny years and years and years ago, but trust me, he wasn't.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Hello Sailor#433970

By Bas - Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:23 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:23 am #433970

Re: Hello Sailor#433978

By Moyles=Legend - Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:26 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:26 am #433978

I feel old.

Re: Hello Sailor#433979

By Ilovematt - Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:40 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:40 am #433979

I think Hello Sailor was Dick Emery. He was supposed to have been funny years and years and years ago, but trust me, he wasn't.

Oh.. you are awful ... but I like you !

Stop laughing at the muggles.

Re: Hello Sailor#433980

By Ilovematt - Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:41 am

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:41 am #433980

Never watched a Carry On Film. They don't really appeal to me

*Shakes head*....

Stop laughing at the muggles.

Re: Hello Sailor#434002

By richbrown - Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:56 pm

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:56 pm #434002

I just got it.

Rich Brown
@richbrown

Re: Hello Sailor#434006

By DevilsDuck - Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:00 pm

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:00 pm #434006

I just got it.

ooo, ello sailor!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Hello Sailor#434020

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm #434020

Carry On films are a pile of wank really.

The "Confessions of..." films are much better.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Hello Sailor#434024

By Johnny 1989 - Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:02 pm

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:02 pm #434024

Carry On films are a pile of wank really.

Topher wins the thread :lol:

Although Carry On Screaming actually isn't a bad one, the rest aren't funny, well not these days anyway.

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: Hello Sailor#434031

By Quincy - Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:16 pm

- Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:16 pm #434031

oh hello there!!!

Re: Hello Sailor#434047

By Yudster - Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:35 am

- Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:35 am #434047

oh hello there!!!

No, its not "Oh hello there" its "Air, hair-LAIR!"

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Hello Sailor#434080

By Nicola_Red - Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:37 pm

- Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:37 pm #434080

I understand what it refers to, but I don't understand why they've suddenly started saying it - what did I miss?

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: Hello Sailor#434082

By MK Chris - Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:40 pm

- Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:40 pm #434082

Olly Murs' manager said it to Chris in the pub.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Hello Sailor#434084

By Nicola_Red - Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:43 pm

- Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:43 pm #434084

Ha, is that all it was? I must have been in the shower or something when they mentioned that.

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: Hello Sailor#434088

By DevilsDuck - Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:56 pm

- Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:56 pm #434088

I got one of my colleagues with it earlier

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Hello Sailor#434091

By bmstinton93 - Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:45 pm

- Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:45 pm #434091

Ha, is that all it was?

Yep!