[DevilsDuck]

A circle has three sides...fact!

[dimtimjim]

Inside, outside and.....................................................................? offside?!

Who knows.....

[bmstinton93]

Now that's definitely not an ellipses

[chrysostom]

Now that's definitely not an ellipses

this sounds like the punchline to a filthy maths joke.

[bmstinton93]

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

[chrysostom]

A physicist goes to an ice cream parlour every week and orders an ice cream for himself and offers an ice cream for the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner asks him what he is doing.

The man said “well I’m a physicist and Quantum Mechanics teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me”

The owner says” well there are a lot of single beautiful woman come in here every day, so why don’t you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you”.

And the physicist says “yeah, but what are the odds of that happening”!

[bmstinton93]

That's awful...

[a-moron]

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

They're in the hotel restaurant working on pi

They're in their room trying to multiply

They have reservations for the vertex-mex

Embarrassed cause their roots were needing done

[DevilsDuck]

Q: How did the mathematician get over his constipation?

A: He worked it out with a pencil!

[dimtimjim]

[a-moron]

Did you hear the joke about the pencil?
No.
It was pointless anyway.

[a-moron]

Pork in Cider.

*Snigger*

[AndyJ]

Making me smile is I am off tomorrow and Monday and it's my Stag Weekend this weekend

[dimtimjim]

Have fun, stay safe(ish).

[bmstinton93]

Don't do anything I wouldn't do...

[dimtimjim]

Baaaaaaaa!

[richbrown]

Anybody else notice that listeners from Swansea are getting read out quite a lot lately?

[dimtimjim]

Thats 'cos most of Swansea have only jus' learned to text.....!

See ya tomorrow Rich!

[richbrown]

Swansea people probably text better than they talk. See you tomorrow!

[R94N]

We might get a day off school next Thursday if enough teachers strike

[Johnny 1989]

We might get a day off school next Thursday if enough teachers strike

I'll be glad, if only for the fact the kids won't be blocking or holding up the buses like they do on a daily basis.

[jocky85]

Making me smile is I am off tomorrow and Monday and it's my Stag Weekend this weekend

How fast has that come round?!?!

[dimtimjim]

Ha! The girls 'ave just come bounding down stairs, but I beat 'em too it! (the PC) Told em to * off, well, not in those words exactly. Mwhahahahahahaaaa! Daddy wins!

[Nicola_Red]

I almost didn't take today off work, but decided I would cos I'm at the hospital tomorrow, and there seemed no point going in for one day and being off again the next. The weather has been glorious all day, I went for a coffee and sat outside in the square reading, then had a little wander round town, and now I'm sat on my balcony doing last Friday's show review. So glad I took the day off!

[reviloslater]

Today was the third time in three weeks that I had to struggle to not laugh out loud on public transport or walking in the street while listening to the show!