[magenta]

Don't use chat up lines!! Although my favourite, with me being a bit stingey, tends to be "can I buy you a drink?"

Some waiter/cleaner or something once came up to me on holiday & said something along the lines of "we f*ck on the deck?" I was like "ummm..."

[Jonny Hoare]

Being a northern bird, Magenta needs more persuausion. trust me it took me 12 cans of fosters to pull a yorkshire lass


However, the best and most successful chat up line i have ever used was when i chatted a girl called donna, when i asked what her surname i said is it kebab
A scowl insued, but over 3 years of friendship followed

[Sidders]

Don't ask girls that you like out on a date. They WILL knock you back. You will be uneasy around them, never speak to you again and tell everyone about how heart-broken you looked as she said 'No'.

Stay single. It's a lot less hassle, cheaper, they won't take half your house. and you'll probably get more action!

This sounds like good advice to me. Why spoil freindship?

Although I'm not sure I want to stay single for the rest of my life.

[MK Chris]

it took me 12 cans of fosters to pull a yorkshire lass

Key words there: Fosters (why) and yorkshire lass (why)

[Sidders]

I know a girl from Yorkshire, and she's a right weirdo, she goes to Star Trek conventions and stuff.

The girl I fancy at the minute though is from Cornwall believe it or not.

[Nablo.]

How interesting.

[MK Chris]

She hasn't got an accent has she?

[Nablo.]

I only know one person who has a stong cornish accent. Most people really don't.

[MK Chris]

Give me a southern city bird anyday...

[Sidders]

No she hasn't got an accent at all.

[David]

Does everyone not have an accent?

[Jonny Hoare]

I've got an acacent my luvver

[MK Chris]

I have got absolutely no idea what accent I've got!

All my London mates say I sound like I'm from the country and think MK is big farmer land (it's definitely not!), if I'm in MK, everyone says I sound like I'm * and then I get the occasional person who says I sound like an Aussie, I can't bloody win!

[Jonny Hoare]

Milton Keynes i would say is home counties with a smidge of yokel

[MK Chris]

It's supposed to be a Bucks accent, which I am pleased to say I haven't got. I think I am a bit of a mockney, unintentionally.

[Gigglyboots]

I don't know what you would call my accent. Its not Shetland, it's a kinda Scottish with my own little words thrown in, hmm, confusing.

[MK Chris]

Funny how accents come out when you type. I quite often find myself typing geezer and I have to look twice to see what other people mean sometimes (like Gigglyboots - fae. What?)

[Gigglyboots]

Fae = from
Peerie = little

[jc]

You'll never get a girlfriend if you think you won't.

What an excellent strategy. - jc

[Jonny Hoare]

Accents a hybird of the two
Cornish accent is slighty irish, a tad welsh and a bit breton

Geordie is slighty viking and scotch
Scouse, is irish and welsh

[kendra k]

i'm just a jumble-

american standard with a twang of western canadian, and i've never been to canada!

i think welsh accents are great. i want a welshman.

[Uglybob]

when you try and impersonate a welsh person, it always turns pakastani.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

everyone tells me i have a bit of a scouse accent but it depends where i am. if im talkin to my grandad i get a really broad lancashire accent, in liverpool im more scouse an when i go into manchester it goes a bit manc. im like an accent parasite...

[Funky Drummer]

All my friends and relatives down in England say I sound "really Scottish" when I talk to them. It's quite funny.

[MK Chris]

I've got friends in Colne in Lancashire, and they sound sort of manc but not quite. Gaspode, have you lived like all around those areas then?

cheeky funky munky... like that, better methinks (not that it matters.)