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By dimtimjim
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Being back in office after a week in the sun.... Not fair.
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By Yudster
#446431
Working with imbeciles is annoying me today. Annoying them is being expected to be able to do their jobs without having someone (me) hold their hands and tell them what to do at each step. Its not bloody rocket science...
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By dimtimjim
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Annoying me today....^ came back!


You hate giving up the 'best looking forum member' when I return, dont-cha...?!! :wink:
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By dimtimjim
#446459
I dont think I have given it up...and ever will


Word on the street in Barnstaple is you give it up waaay to easy.... 3 Babysham and a bag-o-chips is what I heard.
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By Nicola_Red
#446461
You're both confusing Duck with me. On the best looking forum member, and also the giving it up for cheap alcohol and fried food...
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By dimtimjim
#446463
Oh yeah.... Knew it was one of ya.
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By DevilsDuck
#446466
You're both confusing Duck with me.
It happens quite often

On the best looking forum member
Shut up!

and also the giving it up for cheap alcohol and fried food...
*gets out a battered sausage*
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By Nicola_Red
#446467
and also the giving it up for cheap alcohol and fried food...
*gets out a battered sausage*


It does have to be vegan fried food!
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By dimtimjim
#446512
*gets out a battered sausage*


Ah bless, Mrs Duck mistreated it...?!
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By dimtimjim
#446527
My car has been in garage since monday for some TLC.... Just rang me, its done....




£1,028.00 8-O :cry:

Mint.
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By DevilsDuck
#446528
You could pay for it another way...like with money instead of sexual favours for a change
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By dimtimjim
#446530
If paying by sexual favours was even an option i'd be on my knees before you could say 'I don't normally do this, but.....'

A ruddy grand. I can think of at least 4 things i'd rather spend £1k on.
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By a-moron
#446534
4 things - Cardonnay, Candy, Ginger and an Ibis for a couple of hours. money spent and an itchy * to remember it all.

*gets out a battered sausage*


Ah bless, Mrs Duck mistreated it...?!


:lol:

I'm guessing it was just duck in on his lonesome and some adventurous fun turned a bit 'dark'

I dont think I have given it up...and ever will


Bit of a looker DD? Strange how we conjure images of people we have never seen and have you as looker I did'nae.
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By Nicola_Red
#446535
Tim said he pictured me as looking like Christina Hendricks! If only...
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By a-moron
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A bosomy red-head, can see what the thinking behind that. Had you pictured with darker red hair like your wee avatar and no as gingery as Christina. She is rather nice though isn't she.
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By DevilsDuck
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I dont think I have given it up...and ever will


Bit of a looker DD? Strange how we conjure images of people we have never seen and have you as looker I did'nae.


Well I am stunning...I think you look like a badger
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By Nicola_Red
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A bosomy red-head, can see what the thinking behind that. Had you pictured with darker red hair like your wee avatar and no as gingery as Christina. She is rather nice though isn't she.


That's right - I have a similar figure to her I s'pose, but my hair is almost exactly the colour of my av's. My natural colour had gingery tones, but not that light. But yeah, she's amazing *sigh*
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By dimtimjim
#446542
Tim said he pictured me as looking like Christina Hendricks!


Pffft, Jimmy, maybe, not Christina....! :wink:
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By a-moron
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I dont think I have given it up...and ever will


Bit of a looker DD? Strange how we conjure images of people we have never seen and have you as looker I did'nae.


Well I am stunning...I think you look like a badger


Stunning as in folk are stunned that a face like yours can walk down the street and not have a mob chasing you with pitchforks and torches.

My badgerness comes from me developing white patches in my hair at the back in my teens. That and the fact i have paws instead of hands.

That's right - I have a similar figure to her I s'pose, but my hair is almost exactly the colour of my av's. My natural colour had gingery tones, but not that light. But yeah, she's amazing *sigh*


Best figure on the googlebox in my opinion. So on yourself m'dear, I applaud your figure (not quite what most guys offer to do but I barely know you :wink:)
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