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- Tue Dec 31, 2002 12:31 pm
#44703
In 2003, we will go to war with Iraq, At the end of the war, the pool panel will be awarding an away win.
Following the demise of Saddam hussien, Tony Blair, decides he needs a new challenge as leader of Iraq. the Labour Party has many leadership competitions and evntually, after Brown, straw and blunkett have killed themselves, one person and one person stands alone to be PM
John Peel.
As John peel takes over the government, Steve Lamacq joins as chancellor of the exchequer, making sure cider and peanuts are kept cheap. Radio 1 announces it replacements. Andy Parfitt hopes that Zippy from rainbow wil be as eclectic as the PM was. Due the increasing war with GWR which by June will own every radio station on Earth, except the BBc ones, radio 1 tries to compete by having a new replacement for the golden hour- the nelly hour. Aiming for a younger audience than GWR, coxy - Peel's new home secretary moves from breakfast to co present Today on Radio 4 with John Humphries. Her job is replaceed by Milo from the tweenies, Sooty and Charley the cat from the public safety adverts.
In sport, keegan announces he's had enough at Manchester City and decides to take a less tressful job, being manager of Railtrack, and because everyone else on earth has had a go at being the blues manager, new chairman Noel gallagher calls for the untried managers Mark Radcliffee and Lardino to take over. They have to give up there award winning show. but are replaced with a contiunal running minidisc of Ja rule hits, interspersed with Jo Whiley saying "cool"
Over at leeds united. terry Venables moves upstairs, he's the new face of the stannah stairlift ads. The managers job goes to profession yorkie. Lisa riley, who's given the job following all the howling mistakes the midfield has made in the last 12 months. her first signing is the now anorexic chris moyles, who's diet has now reached Classita Flockhart preportions.
Looking forward to christmas 2003, the gift to have is the George W Bush action doll. the fallen leader, who left to take the roll of kermit in the next muppet movie "the Muppets take Iraq". He shoots talks and is retardish. however wehat the mums want is the COmedy dave Lean mean Beer filtering Machine. All of the Beer and none of the Fat.
Will Kinder finally sees himself as a legend. he finally gets his show on 5 live. Jonny hoare takes his place as producer of the new afternoon show, Drive Live with Thora Hird. And Kendra finally gets her man. Funky Munky and Dr Loz finally create there boom selction tribute act Boom Selcetion of Fine Meats. eddie moves to china to teach the chinese how to moan. David becomes Boss of GWR and Bob is still her, posting things he's nicked of bbc online.
The Trash enters every competion in an attempt to launch his comedy career enters every competion going. by the end of 2003, he's won four steroes a new ford krap, £1000, a take a break t shirt, the perrier w t shirt competion and the turner prize, and bet in show at crufts.
I've seen the future. And its Orange
Following the demise of Saddam hussien, Tony Blair, decides he needs a new challenge as leader of Iraq. the Labour Party has many leadership competitions and evntually, after Brown, straw and blunkett have killed themselves, one person and one person stands alone to be PM
John Peel.
As John peel takes over the government, Steve Lamacq joins as chancellor of the exchequer, making sure cider and peanuts are kept cheap. Radio 1 announces it replacements. Andy Parfitt hopes that Zippy from rainbow wil be as eclectic as the PM was. Due the increasing war with GWR which by June will own every radio station on Earth, except the BBc ones, radio 1 tries to compete by having a new replacement for the golden hour- the nelly hour. Aiming for a younger audience than GWR, coxy - Peel's new home secretary moves from breakfast to co present Today on Radio 4 with John Humphries. Her job is replaceed by Milo from the tweenies, Sooty and Charley the cat from the public safety adverts.
In sport, keegan announces he's had enough at Manchester City and decides to take a less tressful job, being manager of Railtrack, and because everyone else on earth has had a go at being the blues manager, new chairman Noel gallagher calls for the untried managers Mark Radcliffee and Lardino to take over. They have to give up there award winning show. but are replaced with a contiunal running minidisc of Ja rule hits, interspersed with Jo Whiley saying "cool"
Over at leeds united. terry Venables moves upstairs, he's the new face of the stannah stairlift ads. The managers job goes to profession yorkie. Lisa riley, who's given the job following all the howling mistakes the midfield has made in the last 12 months. her first signing is the now anorexic chris moyles, who's diet has now reached Classita Flockhart preportions.
Looking forward to christmas 2003, the gift to have is the George W Bush action doll. the fallen leader, who left to take the roll of kermit in the next muppet movie "the Muppets take Iraq". He shoots talks and is retardish. however wehat the mums want is the COmedy dave Lean mean Beer filtering Machine. All of the Beer and none of the Fat.
Will Kinder finally sees himself as a legend. he finally gets his show on 5 live. Jonny hoare takes his place as producer of the new afternoon show, Drive Live with Thora Hird. And Kendra finally gets her man. Funky Munky and Dr Loz finally create there boom selction tribute act Boom Selcetion of Fine Meats. eddie moves to china to teach the chinese how to moan. David becomes Boss of GWR and Bob is still her, posting things he's nicked of bbc online.
The Trash enters every competion in an attempt to launch his comedy career enters every competion going. by the end of 2003, he's won four steroes a new ford krap, £1000, a take a break t shirt, the perrier w t shirt competion and the turner prize, and bet in show at crufts.
I've seen the future. And its Orange
Da Legend....
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running
