[Jonny Hoare]

2005- Kendra K becomes Institutionized buts still gets elected US President

[kendra k]

that will be in 2020, as you must be 35 to be president, and i'm only 20 now.

2005: YEAR OF PILLAGE- i come and conquer cornwall, sending all those hens into the mines.

[Jonny Hoare]

and where am i?

[kendra k]

i know where you are? don't make me run you underground two years early.

[Jonny Hoare]

I return as a castro esque figure to stop the american invasion ala Bay of Pigs

[kendra k]

like you could stop me! i'm a one woman wrecking crew!

all you cornish kids are quivering in yer boots!

[Jonny Hoare]

yeah. You're American.

[kendra k]

yeah. you're quick.

[Jonny Hoare]

Bay of Pasties will happen. Adn I will reing victorius

[kendra k]

no. they will call me kendra the conqueror or kendra the bastard. and i will prove myself worthy via trial by battle. at the battle of pasties, i will win. then i will go on to conquer the lands and establish a whole new yankee aristocracy and you will all fear me. then when i die i will be too big for my coffin and literaly explode when they stuff me in it.

[Jonny Hoare]

or be burnt at the stake. you don't come from round 'ere my lover

witch
witch
witch

[kendra k]

come on jonny dear, you really need to get with the programme. don't buck change, you're only going to get stuffed!

[Jonny Hoare]

it's not me you have to worry about

[kendra k]

so you'll sell out your countrymen then?

who do i have to worry about?

[Jonny Hoare]

the people of royston vasey twin st cleer

they burnt a witch on thursday

[Jonny Hoare]

the people of royston vasey twin st cleer

they burnt a witch on thursday

[kendra k]

but i'm not a witch. and if i were... i'd turn them all into tofu dogs and have a weenie roast in their honour!

[Jonny Hoare]

you're not from round 'ere you're a witch

[kendra k]

and then i will feast on tofu dogs and sauerkraut.

[Jonny Hoare]

no your barbeque- kendra

[kendra k]

how am i barbeque? i'll barbeque you!

actually, if you grill up some zuchini and portabello mushrooms, you can have a feast.

[Jonny Hoare]

st cleer arish would have to build 2 bonfires- 1 for guy fawkes and one for you.

[kendra k]

let them try and burn me! hahaha!

[Jonny Hoare]

They'll drown you instead. Or force to star in a new programme for nick
Kendra the coming of age Witch

[kendra k]

it will all be my martyrdom, which will lead to my cannonisation thereby making me st. kendrak. you know, that's fine by me. let me get a few more miracles in first.