[chrysostom]

Mr Kebab owned my local shop from 97-03.

[MK Chris]

I may be wrong, but I have a feeling his real surname isn't 'Kebab'.

[chrysostom]

Was easier to pronounce than constananopolopolous

Apologies for the random post

[foot-loose]

hahaha

Newbies almost never make me laugh but that worked!


Topher - mr kebab actually does alright pizza. Donner kebabs are rank!

[Zoot]

I make good pizza, probably healthier than Domino-Hut too!

[MK Chris]

I can go to my local Mr Kebab and watch him cook the pizza on one of those ovens with the conveyor belt that moves the pizza through... they are certainly never 'good' unless you are steaming.

mr kebab actually does alright pizza.

...

Donner kebabs are rank!

I disagree, but I rarely have a doner kebab. Doner meat and chips is where it's at; cuts out the pita bread and salad rubbish.

[Zoot]

I can go to my local Mr Kebab and watch him cook the pizza on one of those ovens with the conveyor belt that moves the pizza through... they are certainly never 'good' unless you are steaming.

mr kebab actually does alright pizza.

...

Donner kebabs are rank!

I disagree, but I rarely have a doner kebab. Doner meat and chips is where it's at; cuts out the pita bread and salad rubbish.

Really? I thought you were a vegetarian...
*Braces himself...*

[MK Chris]

Ha, I would die if I were to be a vegetarian. Anyway, vegetarianism is unnatural, as human beings are naturally omnivorous...

[foot-loose]

I can go to my local Mr Kebab and watch him cook the pizza on one of those ovens with the conveyor belt that moves the pizza through... they are certainly never 'good' unless you are steaming.

mr kebab actually does alright pizza.

...

Whit?

I stand by that. It's good when I'm drunk. The rest of the time it's edible.

[MK Chris]

I've never understood that food tastes better when you're pissed. I know what I like and what I don't like whether I'm sober or pissed.

[Sunny So Cal]

vegetarianism is unnatural...

So is preferring Dominos to Pizza Hut.

[MK Chris]

Ha, I was wondering who would be first to pick up on that - my money was on nicola_red, since she's been around again lately and I figured she'd be on before you.

...you conveniently missed out the omnivore bit though!

[Sunny So Cal]

The omnivore bit wasn't my beef (pardon the pun) -- the poor pizza preference was.

[chrysostom]

Vegetarian Pizzas are the best imo

[Console]

I would agree if it wasn't for all the vegetables and the lack of meat.

[Munki Bhoy]

Pizzas where you pick all the toppings are best. The pre-made ones usually have something I can't stand on them.

[Yudster]

We noticed that if we ordered a Dominos Mighty Meaty without onions (Mr Y doesn't like onions) they charged us for a mighty meaty, but if we made a mighty meaty as a pick your own pizza but left out the onions, it was cheaper. Which seemed strange.

[Johnny 1989]

Papa John's for me, mainly as it's a 2 minute walk (literally) from my house

[chrysostom]

odd bump.

[Boboff]

As is Glastonbury Tor.

[a-moron]

I love you boboff.

Homoeroticism aside, I had no idea what Glastonbury Tor was and had assumed you had nodded out mid post. Turns out it spectacularly odd bump, like a cold boob on the horizon.

[Boboff]

Well I am all for odd bumps.

We went to Mumbles last week.

There are a couple of odd bumps!

(Mumbles from the French "Memzelles" meaning breasts!)

Every days a school day.

[Nicola_Red]

People! Stop replying to spam threads, for the love of God! Next one to defy me gets a spanking.

[Boboff]

But this isn't a spam thread is it?

Spam up, for the taste of it, Spam Up, for that special meal, or an anniversary.

"Hi Darling, you know it's out 10 year anniversary"
"Why yes dear"[hopes for something really nice, and expensive]
"Well sweetums, I bought some chopped Pork & Ham, and I have sliced it, covered it in flour and water, and deep fried it" " It's a special treat"
"Please just * off you twat"

[bmstinton93]

People! Stop replying to spam threads, for the love of God! Next one to defy me gets a spanking.

don't make me...