[dimtimjim]

My mind.... which in itself is no real explanation.

Did you remove my other one, from Eye Patch thread?!

[Nicola_Red]

My mind.... which in itself is no real explanation.

Did you remove my other one, from Eye Patch thread?!

Yep, fraid so. Even in the context of a joke, beating women up is illegal and so I couldn't let it stay. Sorry.

[dimtimjim]

Figured as much. Sorry, no offence was intended. I got worse if you want...!

T'was funny tho, yeah?!

[chrysostom]

beating up anyone is illegal, no?

[Nicola_Red]

Yep, course. Sorry, that was a slightly poor choice of words. Anyone who mentions beating up anyone will get the same reaction

[dimtimjim]

What about beating up Ben, illegal too....?

[Nicola_Red]

Yeah...even Dave Bedford isn't exempt from that one!

[a-moron]

i was showing my Doctor a rash on my penis the other day. He seemed quite uncomfortable and didn't seem to want to examine it closely, which miffed me a bit.

But, not to be put off I pushed him for his best advice on the situation....

He told me to make an appointment to see him monday and then carried on with his shopping!

What does this have to do with anything we've been talking about, at all?

May I present you with the following evidence m'lady as to why Tim decided to introduce the topic of his itchy penis the thread -

Which in itself is ironic as I've had genital rashes that were funnier than Lee Hurst.

...i always find the genital conditions that burn when you pee to be much more fun and erratic.

I'm sure Tim has no need for me to defend his case but I always feel that if there is any chance to discuss itchy *, I'm all for it.

... Beyond that, nowt. Jus' amusing myself, really (no Badger, not in the Madam Palm way).

Liar.

[Nicola_Red]

That's a good point badger, I had forgotten about the whole genital rash conversation...I think I was trying to forget it.

[Wykey]

Gone, but never forgotten.

[dimtimjim]

Knew something had jogged that joke in my mind. A big thanks to badger for bothering to research it....

I'm not as crazy as you like to think, Nic. So nerrrr.

[DevilsDuck]

Anyone who thinks dressing up like a power ranger is ok, is as crazy as they look!

[dimtimjim]

dressing up like a power ranger is ok

Ok...? Count me out.I think its frikkin-mega-kinky-normous!


And the ladies never seem to mind either, which is nice.

[tizer]

Sorry a bit of a belated comment, I went to the Wigan signing and despite him being 35 mins late (he stopped for a pie in bolton why???????) he was very charming and bent over backwards when trying to get a good quality photo. such a shame about the turnout me and the missus only counted 25 people, but never the less he put on a god show, i read the book before i got back to my pub in Blackrod but that's mainly due to the horrible traffic on the bus, such a good "toilet" book I've read it twice since, plus made me re-read Chris's books again.

Tizer

[Nicola_Red]

He was late to Bolton as well! I did think an hour to get comfortably from Huddersfield to Bolton was a bit ambitious...and 35 people is a pretty good turnout, I didn't see anyone else except Waterstone's staff when I was there

[tizer]

35 would have been good Nicola but as i said only 25 turned up and most looked like they had been dragged there but there mums or partners, wish I went t the bolton 1 now but missed the bus then the train

[Nicola_Red]

Oh yeah, I saw 35mins and 25 people and mixed the two up...that's what happens when you read and take phonecalls at the same time. Either way it's better than the Bolton turnout! I only went cos I was off work that day and the train from Manchester to Bolton is pretty quick and easy - I suspect the fact that it was a weekday afternoon may have affected the numbers somewhat.

[tizer]

Yea that's a good point but maybe just shows that ( and I know he's not allowed) he should have got a few more cheeky plugs in like Chris did

[Travis Bickle]

Got this for Christmas - wow, what a naff read

Hope it was worth the money Dave!

I got it as well and found it to be more interesting than I expected it to be. Granted, it could have been way better than it is, but as a throw away, light-weight sort of book it served its purpose I think.

[R94N]

Is it basically an autobiography?

[Nicola_Red]

Is it basically an autobiography?

It's autobiographical in the same way that Chris' first book was - ie it's stories from his life, but not in a linear fashion. It isn't chapter one my early childhood, chapter two high school etc. Which I quite like - traditional autobiographies can be a bit dull at times.

Tsk Ryan, read the thread back before asking questions

[a-moron]

Is it basically an autobiography?

It's autobiographical in the same way that Chris' first book was - ie it's stories from his life, but not in a linear fashion. It isn't chapter one my early childhood, chapter two high school etc. Which I quite like - traditional autobiographies can be a bit dull at times.

Tsk Ryan, read the thread back before asking questions

C'mon now Nic, Ryan's too busy playing x-box and making sticky socks to re-read the whole thread.

If he isn't doing these things, then he bloody well should be.

[R94N]

And somehow I now have that image of myself...oh dear.

[Turicum]

I bought the book (well, ebook) and I enjoy reading it. Who would have thought, especially since Dave isn't my favorite member of the show.

[bmstinton93]

I wonder what Dave Bedford thought of the book...


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