[a-moron]

Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "i'm awfully frightened about contracting that horrible mad cow's disease, how about you?". To which the other cow replied "* me! A talking cow."

[Yudster]

That was funny too.

[Bonanzoid]

I used to have the worst job ever, I had to crush cans. Soda pressing!

[Yudster]

That was funny as well.

[tizer]

I am so happy today, I've just had a tax rebate. oh how it makes me smile to get cash back for a change

[Nicola_Red]

What do ******* and ******* ***** have in
common?

Alright Tim, we get kids visiting here, you need to tone these down. I know you've censored the word, but that doesn't change the nature of the posts. Sorry to be a pain.

[chrysostom]

i camembert it anymore. i'm sure he didn't mean to offend ewe. haddock.

oh wait, out of context these jokes are useless.

[Nicola_Red]

The 'haddock' bit reminded me of Marshall's Fish List in How I Met Your Mother

[dimtimjim]

Alright Tim, we get kids visiting here, you need to tone these down. I know you've censored the word, but that doesn't change the nature of the posts. Sorry to be a pain.

And as a parent myself Nic, I can assure you they hear FAR worse in the school play ground.... plus forum rules state over 16's only, no?

Although, not arguing, duly noted.

[chrysostom]

newsbeat is 11 year old, right?

[dimtimjim]

Dunno, but i'm always AMAZED listening to the kids out on the street, the $hit they sometimes come out with, and i'm talking like 8 or 9 year old, not even Teens....

I'm sure I wasn't like that, back in the day...!

[Yudster]

It wasn't, but that's no reason to be part of the problem.

[tizer]

my 7 year old daughter came out with a word she says her friends used yesterday, safe to say I was shocked and she has been told never to use it again as its extremely naughty. I am shocked and astonished at what I see kids on the street saying and doing, guess I must just be getting old

[Nicola_Red]

Alright Tim, we get kids visiting here, you need to tone these down. I know you've censored the word, but that doesn't change the nature of the posts. Sorry to be a pain.

And as a parent myself Nic, I can assure you they hear FAR worse in the school play ground.... plus forum rules state over 16's only, no?

Although, not arguing, duly noted.

They do, but they also state

No purposefully getting around the swear filter - if you're happy to read it you can disable it in your User Control Panel
No pornography (we get kids visiting)

So I'm erring on the side of caution.

[nade]

Dunno if Tim has raided some awful joke book, but have to agree with Nic.

No idea if how Tim has typed them is how it shows on the forum. But this is not an invite to test.

[dimtimjim]

What do ******* and ******* ***** have in common ??

Alright Tim, we get kids visiting here, you need to tone these down. I know you've censored the word, but that doesn't change the nature of the posts. Sorry to be a pain.

I've edited all mine out, only your 'quote' keeping the joke alive now....

[bmstinton93]

What do ******* and ******* ***** have in
common?

Alright Tim, we get kids visiting here, you need to tone these down. I know you've censored the word, but that doesn't change the nature of the posts. Sorry to be a pain.

tbf Nic they aren't that offensive and the ramble thread title says it may offend and with the swear filter the joke probably won't make sense anyway. And you didn't moan last week when everyone was using the word '*' repeatedly which is a lot worse.


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[chrysostom]

What's 6 inches long, and doubly impressive as it's folded in half?

[bmstinton93]

my 7 year old daughter came out with a word she says her friends used yesterday, safe to say I was shocked and she has been told never to use it again as its extremely naughty. I am shocked and astonished at what I see kids on the street saying and doing, guess I must just be getting old

*? Twat? Anywhere close?


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[MK Chris]

I think he / she was deliberately not saying which word.

[dimtimjim]

he / she

Damn the Taiwanese...!

[Nicola_Red]

. And you didn't moan last week when everyone was using the word '*' repeatedly which is a lot worse.

Just cos I didn't post moaning, doesn't mean I didn't moan.

[tizer]

I think he / she was deliberately not saying which word.

Ahem I am a male, and i prefer not to use profanity on forums where young people are members

[DevilsDuck]

my 7 year old daughter came out with a word she says her friends used yesterday, safe to say I was shocked and she has been told never to use it again as its extremely naughty. I am shocked and astonished at what I see kids on the street saying and doing, guess I must just be getting old

*? Twat? Anywhere close?

Bum hole is close!


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[Nicola_Red]

I think he / she was deliberately not saying which word.

Indeed. For the record, if a poster has typed a word out in full and you have your swear filter switched on, it will just appear as a single asterisk. If you see something like 'p**s', that's the poster self-censoring, and will appear the same regardless of your filter option. So the right use of asterisks or other symbols can render a word visible and pretty obvious to anyone reading, even if they have their filter on (which is the default option).

(I keep my swear filter switched on so I can spot if anyone is trying to circumvent it and why - although it can be a pain when you're trying to write about people from the East End of London or the surname of the singer from Pulp.)