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By Nicola_Red
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My tip is to get one with a long strap so you can keep it on your person while dancing/going back and forth from bar. I had my bag stolen in a bar last year and learned a very expensive and tedious lesson.
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By dimtimjim
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Nicola_Red wrote:My tip is to get one with a long strap so you can keep it on your person while dancing/going back and forth from bar. I had my bag stolen in a bar last year and learned a very expensive and tedious lesson.


All together now....

#Nic's tedious Lesson#
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By Yudster
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Looks like a knock-off to me anyway. It could be the photo or my monitor I guess, but the colour looks wrong.
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By Yudster
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Making me smile is Badger's sig.
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By a-moron
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Yudster wrote:Making me smile is Badger's sig.


I was thinking 'it's not often that I make a lady smile', then realised it was Yuds and that she ain't no lady.

All woman that one. All filler, no killer? :?
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By dimtimjim
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theflyingbadger wrote: it was Yuds and that she ain't no lady.


Making me laugh today....?

Badger, doing the metaphorical 'putting ya love-spuds in the mouth of a Lion, then towel-whipping its happy-sack'....
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By Yudster
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dimtimjim wrote:
theflyingbadger wrote: it was Yuds and that she ain't no lady.


Making me laugh today....?

Badger, doing the metaphorical 'putting ya love-spuds in the mouth of a Lion, then towel-whipping its happy-sack'....


I know this isn't allowed normally, but I really really did - lol!
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By Nicola_Red
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Yudster wrote:
dimtimjim wrote:
theflyingbadger wrote: it was Yuds and that she ain't no lady.


Making me laugh today....?

Badger, doing the metaphorical 'putting ya love-spuds in the mouth of a Lion, then towel-whipping its happy-sack'....


I know this isn't allowed normally, but I really really did - lol!


I'll let you off on this occasion ;)
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By a-moron
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dimtimjim wrote:
theflyingbadger wrote: it was Yuds and that she ain't no lady.


Making me laugh today....?

Badger, doing the metaphorical 'putting ya love-spuds in the mouth of a Lion, then towel-whipping its happy-sack'....


Not quite the way we usually feed the Yuds...
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By dimtimjim
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Ha!

now, I realise I've switched from South Yorkshire to leafy Surrey, and as such will have to accept a few changes.... But....

Gym membership.

I used to enjoy use of an Olympic sized pool, for a mere £23 per month.

the local leisure centre here have just got back to me....

A 20M pool (no, not even half of Olympic size)...... Membership.....?





£96 per month...!

For fecks sake.
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By Yudster
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The gym in Surrey isn't expensive, its just that the facilities in Sheffield are heavily subsidised (part of the deal when they were built) and therefore extremely cheap.
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By dimtimjim
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£96 a month ain't expensive?!!! I could build my own ruddy pool for that! It'd be cheaper to get annual liposuction instead!

to be fair to them, each visit i'd be entitled to a 'complimentary glass of Champagne'... I did point out that may not be of massiff merit at 0715...!
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By dimtimjim
#453536
now that makes more sense.

nice to hear from you by the way, hope Jnr's ok...
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By a-moron
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chrysostom wrote:http://twitter.com/#!/ArticulatePanda/status/144423016225443840/photo/1/large

there should be a thread called 'what's making you horny today?'


And another one to coincide with it 'what's gein me the boak today?'
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By Nicola_Red
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chrysostom wrote:there should be a thread called 'what's making you horny today?'


If that thread existed it would just be a constant source of embarrassment and regret, I think.
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