[Nicola_Red]

What, the phone number tweet or the sex with fat girls...?

[DevilsDuck]

Depends who's on top!

[dimtimjim]

P.S - Some of them also participate in 'specialist' activities if you ask them nicely.

Can't be bungee jumping you intimate at, so i'm gonna go with paint balling?

[Wykey]

Just remember Ben, the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'!

It aint the size of the nail, it's the hammer that knocks it in.

[Wykey]

What, the phone number tweet or the sex with fat girls...?

Lasses, it's fat lasses, not fat girls.

[bmstinton93]

I definitely don't feel bad about starting this topic now I've heard them talking about it this morning. How can she tweet somebody's number who she doesn't know?!

[Travis Bickle]

I've just heard Tina's explanation of this and she didn't do a convincing job of passing it off as some inexplicable tweet. The amount of stuttering and spluttering she did usually only comes from someone who is blatantly making stuff up as they go along.

Yes Tina, of course a random tweet was sent on your account to Robbie Savage containing a valid phone number and you had absolutely no knowledge of it whatsoever.

[MK Chris]

I've just heard Tina's explanation of this and she didn't do a convincing job of passing it off as some inexplicable tweet. The amount of stuttering and spluttering she did usually only comes from someone who is blatantly making stuff up as they go along.

Yes Tina, of course a random tweet was sent on your account to Robbie Savage containing a valid phone number and you had absolutely no knowledge of it whatsoever.

I thought that was a pretty transparent cover up - there's absolutely no way that she would spontaneously tweet a number of digits that happened to have the exact right format and number of digits to be a mobile number without knowing. Surely it was supposed to be a DM or something.

You mean what I said?

[Travis Bickle]

I've just heard Tina's explanation of this and she didn't do a convincing job of passing it off as some inexplicable tweet. The amount of stuttering and spluttering she did usually only comes from someone who is blatantly making stuff up as they go along.

Yes Tina, of course a random tweet was sent on your account to Robbie Savage containing a valid phone number and you had absolutely no knowledge of it whatsoever.

I thought that was a pretty transparent cover up - there's absolutely no way that she would spontaneously tweet a number of digits that happened to have the exact right format and number of digits to be a mobile number without knowing. Surely it was supposed to be a DM or something.

You mean what I said?

Apparently so.

[dimtimjim]

I've just heard this on the show*, Tina doesn't seem at all confident in what she is saying. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it sounds like she may have been making it up as she went along....

thats what I think, anyway.


*not technically true.

[Travis Bickle]

Next time I'll make sure to read everybody's replies and give them a name check crediting them with expressing the view first when replying if that keeps everyone happy

[Yudster]

Just remember Ben, the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'!

It aint the size of the nail, it's the hammer that knocks it in.

You tell yourself that if it makes you happy.

[chrysostom]

from the recon i've been doing for the last 8 years - the general consensus i've gathered is that anything between 5 and 8 inches will suffice.

from then on it's about technique and duration.

[dimtimjim]

from then on it's about technique and duration.

And making sure you call out the correct name.... They hate it when you call 'em by the best mate/sisters name.

[chrysostom]

if it's their partner, do people still call out their name?

[Yudster]

from the recon i've been doing for the last 8 years - the general consensus i've gathered is that anything between 5 and 8 inches will suffice.

from then on it's about technique and duration.

Your consensus starts at 5? You have been gathering data from some very kind hearted sources.

[chrysostom]

I didn't want to alienate certain forum members.

[a-moron]

I was always of the opinion that as long as I get it in and finish then she surely has had a great time.

[dimtimjim]

Exactly Badger, you get the same sensation at the end... Why waste the energy?!!

[a-moron]

If you are getting a sensation at the end that sounds like a circulatory problem and should probably get it checked. That or the clap.

[dimtimjim]

I meant 'end' as in the conclusion of a period of time, not to signify the tip of something.... Doh!

[a-moron]

Course you did.

[Wykey]

Either way, you should schedule an appointment with Dr Rosenpenis.

[a-moron]

He even has his own facebook page.

[Wykey]

So he does.

And sensationally, so does Jim Rosenrosen, who ISN'T a doctor.