2003 - The Hoare Predicts

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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 5:25 pm #45252
miracles what like- feeding the 5 thousand- a burger van can do that. Jesus should got in the Ulster Fry to do the catering
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 5:28 pm #45254
you'll be prostrating yourself at my feet some day. mark my words.
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 5:30 pm #45256
Is that a threat or a promise?
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 5:31 pm #45258
either or. love me or fear me, i will be around. this is not the end of st. kendrak!
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 5:55 pm #45259
st kendrak- the only canaoisation you'll be getting is if you join zippos ciurcus and get fired out of the cannon
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 5:59 pm #45261
circuses are nothing but institutionalised slavery. abolish slavery! liberate the circus!
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:08 pm #45265
oif you got rid of slaves who would do the work
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:11 pm #45268
the petty bourgeois can do the work, you lazy scumbags
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:39 pm #45273
told you in a abay of pigs ivasion me as a a castro type figure shall take the strets form your crazee invasion and also take the bridge and become a great holiday destination for your countrymen
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:41 pm #45277
your weather is pants, and there's no rum.
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:44 pm #45278
we have scrumpy and pastys, and its nice. we crimp pasties on the thighs of virgins
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:50 pm #45282
pasties aint vegan. neither are virgin thighs. try again.
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:55 pm #45285
tafu pasties and blow up dolls
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:01 pm #45292
what ever floats your boat.
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:06 pm #45294
bouyancy aids float my boat. that and its cnetre of gravity
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:14 pm #45300
water pressure and your ego.
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:25 pm #45308
my ego keeps me afloat
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By aaronc
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:30 pm #45316
jonny - can you use your mystical power to see if the military wing of the NUS will succeed in their ploy to kidnap David Dickinson thus stopping him from applying his daily coat of perma tan, thus bringing the fake tan industry to its knees, unless of course it pays the hefty ransom of a pack of cheese and onion crisps, preferably walkers, although tescos own will do, and a half eaten kit kat!?!?! Just curious thats all.

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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:41 pm #45321
jonny hoare- the mac daddy of the daddy mac.
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 8:04 pm #45334
indeed.
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 9:35 pm #45364
and the ego has landed
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 10:17 pm #45373
yep siree bob
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By Uglybob
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 10:26 pm #45376
you rang
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By kendra k
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 10:29 pm #45380
the ego!
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Fri Jan 03, 2003 10:37 pm #45387
bob as lurch
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