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By MK Chris
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Yudster wrote:
bmstinton93 wrote:............... sledging down hills (which is very fun).


...........actually it is. But the hills are a few miles away and we CAN'T * GET TO THEM BECAUSE THE ROADS ARE ALL BLOCKED WITH SNOWDRIFTS WITH CRASHED CARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM!!!!!!!

I agree sledging is fun, but:

  1. Move to a village with at least one big hill on a little-used road (the little-used bit is important)
  2. Purchase (or build) a go-kart
  3. Place a person at the bottom of the hill as a look-out (particularly important if the bottom of the hill is on a corner)
  4. Ride go-kart down the hill

Voila - at least as fun as sledging down a hill and you can do it all year round!
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By Yudster
#454457
Reuben isn't going to see three years old is he...
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By Yudster
#454465
You went early didn't you! Good move.

Baby Yudster safely into tomorrow's semi final. I have no more nails to bite...
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By Nicola_Red
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Made my next tattoo appointment and although I couldn't get in quite as early as I wanted, I'm still very excited, it is gonna be AWESOME.
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By Bas
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I was watching 606 on the live webcast earlier as it was in front of an audience in Salford & Chappers....dear oh dear....he was reading out emails & well , quote:
"This is one from I McHunt and.....NO! oh no, oh no..."
The audience was roaring & he sat there with his head in his hands. :lol: :lol:

I wonder if it will be mentioned by Chris & the team as he's a friend & that. Probably not because of the content, but, By God, it was funny.
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By Yudster
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Baby Yudster finished runner up in the Surrey Junior Open Under 11 squash tournament today. The best thing is him being singled out by the tournament officials as an example to all the others of how to behave in a sporting way - no tantrums, no drama, no cheating. Bless him I'm a proud mum!
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By Yudster
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Of course the downside to reaching the final is that they have to wait until all the events are done for the presentations...goodness knows what time they will get home!
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By Bas
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Yudster wrote: The best thing is him being singled out by the tournament officials as an example to all the others of how to behave in a sporting way - no tantrums, no drama, no cheating. Bless him I'm a proud mum!

Its tempting to say that maybe thats why he was runner up. But he's had more sporting achievement in one afternoon than i have had in over 40 years , so well done to the lad.
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By Yudster
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Ha - no he was runner up because the lad he met in the final was three years older and much better than him!
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By DevilsDuck
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I watched the comic strip presents the hunt for tony blair last night. My old house is used in the film! Its Mrs Thatchers house
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By Bonanzoid
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Got told by my boss today he "couldn't have been prouder" of how I handled a sticky situation in work, then after that shift got home to a letter saying I'm getting a Christmas bonus. Don't know how much, but a bonus is a bonus!
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By Yudster
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The three preceding posts made me laugh. Cat's on form!
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By dimtimjim
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Topher wrote:
  1. Move to a village with at least one big hill on a little-used road (the little-used bit is important)
  2. Purchase (or build) a go-kart
  3. Place a person at the bottom of the hill as a look-out (particularly important if the bottom of the hill is on a corner)
  4. Ride go-kart down the hill

Voila - at least as fun as sledging down a hill and you can do it all year round!


I'm sure i've said this before, but Toph = real man.

oh the memories...

Yudster wrote:Baby Yudster finished runner up in the Surrey Junior Open. Bless him I'm a proud mum!


Asked you about this elsewhere, scratch it. Congrats...
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By Yudster
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I was just skimming over the Sky News homepage and out of the corner of my eye saw the headline "Nicole Scherzinger pictured kissing Simon Cowell" - making me smile now, in hindsight, is that my immediate and instinctive reaction to this was to be a little bit sick in my mouth...
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By dimtimjim
#454708
Yudster wrote: a little bit sick in my mouth...


Oh yeah, I get that too.... Imagine kissing Scherzinger.... Yuk! :D
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By Nicola_Red
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Yudster wrote:I was just skimming over the Sky News homepage and out of the corner of my eye saw the headline "Nicole Scherzinger pictured kissing Simon Cowell" - making me smile now, in hindsight, is that my immediate and instinctive reaction to this was to be a little bit sick in my mouth...


That totally makes sense - if you've seen all his exes, it's obvious that she would also be his type. You're right about the hair thing tho Ben.
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By yummytummy
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My friend just had a baby boy. Aww he is cute. So happy for them. Want me to be god mother
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