[a-moron]

It is a truly weird and wonderful forum you guys have here and every now and again I stumble upon things that just raise a smile.
Take a bow forum member slightlyfasteracing and their mesmerising avatar.



Think I'll away and get me some cartoon porn to watch. That or download some images of Jessica Rabbit.

[dimtimjim]

download some images of Jessica Rabbit.

Ah yes, the famous 'snatch shot' as she is thrown from the car crash... Oh those cheeky animators.

[chrysostom]

about 12 people in the office today (usually around 40-50). very easy day ahead i think.

[tizer]

i became a daddy today at 2:30 a beautiful baby boy 7lb 3oz i couldn't be any happier and just thought i would share this with you

[Yudster]

Congratulations tizer! That's a really lovely thing to hear. All the best to you and your family!

[tizer]

thank you very much Yudster i cant stop smiling

[Boboff]

Excellent, well done you!
Oh and well done Baby Bringer, she ok?

[tizer]

she is sleeping im back home for a hour or so but all is good baby is amazing just wow still haven't picked a name for him yet

[Boboff]

Bob?

[bmstinton93]

Ben? Benjamin? Benadict? Benedick?

[Yudster]

Benedict - not Benadict or Benedick you twat.

And he should be called Tony. Tony the Tizer.

[yummytummy]

Congrats tizer so happy for you

[tizer]

Thanks guys Mrs Tizer and i have been thinking about Benedict as we are both massive Sherlock fans but also Mathew as well im sure you can guess

[Bonanzoid]

People might think you've named your kid after the Pope. Congratulations nonetheless!

[Yudster]

Benedict is a lovely name.

And I hope you recorded Sherlock last night, it was great! I'm guessing you were probably too busy to watch it.

[bmstinton93]

Benedict - not Benadict or Benedick you twat.

And he should be called Tony. Tony the Tizer.

It depends how you choose to spell it. If I spelt it Benadict then that would be my kids name and nobody can say it is wrong, even if I have created a new spelling of it.

[Yudster]

It would be a wrong spelling, not a new spelling. People who spell their kid's names wrong are either stupid or - well, stupid.

[tizer]

Benedict is a lovely name.

And I hope you recorded Sherlock last night, it was great! I'm guessing you were probably too busy to watch it.

we both watched it in maternity last night, her stuck up prick of a father insisted she went private, concidering i work for the nhs i was not best pleased. but yes Yudster we enjoyed it

[Yudster]

Ah, the NHS is fantastic, used to work for it myself, but if your father in law was paying, accept a little extra comfort if its being offered!

[bmstinton93]

I'm on my way back to Bristol


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[MK Chris]

Congratulations Tizer! Enjoy it and take LOTS of photos, because he will change every day particularly in the early weeks and months and you will want to look back and reminisce even when he's six months or a year old.

[bmstinton93]

And on his 18th birthday...

[chrysostom]

by then the format will probably be obsolete.

and all data storage will be housed in tortoises.

[Nicola_Red]

all data storage will be housed in tortoises.

I'll definitely look forward to that development.

[MK Chris]

Presumably it will go against your vegan instincts and you will shun data storage?