[Nicola_Red]

I'm not sure. Do you think it would hurt the tortoises?

[Bonanzoid]

It would be a wrong spelling, not a new spelling. People who spell their kid's names wrong are either stupid or - well, stupid.

Couldn't agree more. It does make them stand out, yes, but merely as twats.

[Boboff]

Or Tawts as I like to call them!

[Yudster]

I love you Boboff.

[Johnny 1989]

Congratulations Tizer, did you got with Benedict as the name for your baby boy in the end?

[Bas]

I've never really totally forgiven my parents for lumbering me with the name Barry.
In the past i've even said it was short for Barrington , Basil or Bartholomew i was so embarrassed.
And considering a i'm a heterosexual brought up on a Loyalist housing estate in Northern Ireland in the 70s, it shows you how desperate i was if i'd rather risk ridicule or possible kickings for having gay/posh/vaguely Catholic sounding names, rather than Barry.

Only my wife & mother use it now, as to everyone i'm Bas.

[R94N]

I'm just glad I didn't end up with the name Brian.

[bmstinton93]

One exam down. Two to go

And this afternoon's one wasn't a disaster so even better.

[dimtimjim]

I know the first exam you do is Cider Drinking, and you've been working hard on your Sea-life coursework, but which two are left??

Beans on Toast and Pot Noodle?

[bmstinton93]

Passed the Pot Noodle one on the resit just before Christmas.




I had Introduction to Management Accounting today, I have Economics for Business and Accounting on Monday and Introduction to Financial Accounting on Tuesday.

[a-moron]

One exam down. Two to go

And this afternoon's one wasn't a disaster so even better.

Glad to hear it wee man. Away and have a celebratory pint on me.
not really on me as I'm a tight bastard when it comes to buying drinks but the sentiment is genuine.

[bmstinton93]

I spent £22 on one round of drinks the other day and nobody bought me one in return.

[dimtimjim]

S'wot you get for drinking in Brizzol.... I 'ate ruddy southerners.

[bmstinton93]

That was in Worcester!

[dimtimjim]

I bought a round of drinks over Christmas, £18....

this in itself isn't interesting, but for my money I got:

3 pints
1 Double Voddy n C0ck.
and...
4 Jaegermeisters.

8 drinks for £18, gotta love the Christmas deals. *hic*

[bmstinton93]

And for my £22 I got 6 Jaegerbombs and a Smirnoff Ice...

[dimtimjim]

Tim wins.

[tizer]

we went with Stephen in the end after our two favourites, Mr fry and Mr Moffat. I am just proud to have such a equally geeky fiancée

[Yudster]

Nice name - and glad to see you went with the correct spelling rather than the alternative Steven!

[dimtimjim]

Still won't stop (him) having to deal with the 'and how are you spelling that' every single time....



WITH AN 'S', YOU PILLOCK.

[a-moron]

I spent £22 on one round of drinks the other day and nobody bought me one in return.

Rounds really did my head in so don't do 'em anymore. Kept getting completely shafted by the end of the evening (had to pay for that last round shomehows). So thought * it. * them. * e'rybody. I'm just gonna buy my own thanks.

Oh. And splitting the restaurant bill. * Hell. TGI's for Christmas Worky Dinner thing. I had a cheeseburger and 2 beers. This equals £27 apparently. EH.
NO. IT. *. DOESN'T!
Your big fat face portion of Ribs and Surf & Turf and you ugly arsed bints £9 a glass * cost me £27. * Right Off.

This really isn't pertaining to the title of the thread is it.

Sorry.

Still won't stop (him) having to deal with the 'and how are you spelling that' every single time....



WITH AN 'S', YOU PILLOCK.

I think you'll find it is T.H.A.T

And how to spell DimTimJim
T.W.A.T

[dimtimjim]

And how to spell DimTimJim
T.W.A.T

[a-moron]

Oh don't be like that. Suck it up. Come back with a belter. A wee bobby dazzler of your own.
'How to spell theflyingbadger' = S.U.P.E.R
or
'How to spell bmstinton93' = B.L.U.B.B.E.R.L.O.V.E.R
or
'How to spell dave bedford' = C.U.N and so on.

Wee confused faces don't cut the mustard round here old bean. Up your game or I'm gonna go in a huff with you.

[bmstinton93]

How to spell Flying Badger.

S.C.O.T.T.W.A.T












That was poor. I felt under pressure to perform there...

[dimtimjim]

'How to spell bmstinton93' = B.L.U.B.B.E.R.L.O.V.E.R
or
'How to spell dave bedford' = C.U.N and so on.

Now THAT $hit is funny.