What's making you smile/laugh today? - Page 431

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455757

By Nicola_Red - Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:04 am

- Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:04 am #455757

Unless his PhD is in 'suitable girlfriend identification' (and if you made it sound scientific enough you could probably get a grant for that), the two won't necessarily bear any relation to each other

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455758

By chrysostom - Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:13 am

- Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:13 am #455758

My sister's boyfriend got his PhD.

I'd say that she's had his PhD by now.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455830

By Boboff - Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:02 pm

- Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:02 pm #455830

Eh?

What? Is that like some 9 year old Double Entendre, or am I being really old and stupid????

HELP

(I am sure it's the later Chrys and you were very funny, but I can't work it out, sorry)

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455841

By chrysostom - Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:57 pm

- Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:57 pm #455841

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455867

By dimtimjim - Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:11 pm

- Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:11 pm #455867

Craig David has quit music to join the GB Olympic Archery team.

He's going to be their Bow Selector

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455868

By dimtimjim - Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:13 pm

- Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:13 pm #455868

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because it was stuffed in Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455869

By chrysostom - Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:31 pm

- Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:31 pm #455869

What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him (taking the TV)?

NO WOMAN NO SKY.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455945

By Yudster - Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:41 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:41 am #455945

I liked the AWT one.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455981

By Nicola_Red - Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:58 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:58 am #455981

That Craig David joke made me laugh. Fair play.

I just snorted at it too. The Bob Marley one was also nice.

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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What's making you smile/laugh today?#455983

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:02 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:02 am #455983

Was the Craig David joke true? I so hope that it is.

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455989

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:35 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:35 am #455989

Just chewed through a baby's bottle. Please reteet. (Admittedly works better on Twitter...)

I refer you to any Milton Jones clip on Youtube anyway.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455990

By Nicola_Red - Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:36 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:36 am #455990

How do you find Will Smith if he's lost in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints.

That's the only joke I can ever remember.

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What's making you smile/laugh today?#455993

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:41 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:41 am #455993

Nicola, that was awful.

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#455997

By dimtimjim - Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:13 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:13 am #455997

At least she tried, where is your comedic effort...? Eh?

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456000

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:18 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:18 am #456000

What have Michael Jackson and a Playstation 2 got in common?

You can get them in black and white, they're both plastic and they both get turned on by kids!

Too far...?

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456001

By Nicola_Red - Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:19 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:19 am #456001

It would be better if he wasn't dead. Kinda makes the whole premise moot.

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456002

By chrysostom - Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:19 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:19 am #456002

Would have been topical in 2008.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456004

By dimtimjim - Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:26 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:26 am #456004

It still woulda been a few years out in 2008 - PS3 came out in 2006. Get with the times Ben, its not 1999 any more!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456006

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:27 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:27 am #456006

Ok. Well when I first heard the joke PS2's were the most popular thing out there!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456008

By dimtimjim - Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:30 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:30 am #456008

Thats just showing off. Nic has already said she can only remember one joke, you pull one out the bag from over a decade ago....

no one likes a show off!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456009

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:37 am

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:37 am #456009

OK then:

What did Stevie Wonder say when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

"that was the most violent book i ever read"

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456021

By Nicola_Red - Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:25 pm

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:25 pm #456021

I dreamed about being stuck in some sort of underground cave last night. I was with some other people, but I dunno who. The setup was quite Lost-like except it was a cave instead of an island. Perhaps it was related to claustrophobia.

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456033

By chrysostom - Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:56 pm

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:56 pm #456033

If it was LOST related i'd have been disappointed if i didn't make an appearance. Good lord I miss lost.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456101

By R94N - Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:12 pm

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:12 pm #456101

I fought the undertaker the other day. I tried to shut the coffin lid but he insisted that my wife was still alive.

...Doesn't quite work because I don't have a wife....but it's not my joke anyway.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#456104

By dimtimjim - Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:23 pm

- Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:23 pm #456104

Doesn't quite work because I don't have a wife....

Explains why hope and happiness have not been driven from you yet. Give it time...

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.