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By Dopey
#44552
Jonny Hoare wrote:or an itv programme for the winter sshedule

when hotwater goes wrong 7

Hey don't knock the '... goes wrong' programs they are great comedy programs, like you've been framed, and kirstys home videos. They make me laugh for ages as they are so predictable, for example the rope swing.
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By Funky Drummer
#44553
No, DO knock the "go wrong" programmes, and for one simple reason. They're crap.
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By KFA
#44563
My stupid accident happened in P4. I fell off the school stage not once, but TWICE within 5 minutes.

The result was 5 stitches in my forehead and a huge scar that'll never go away :(

I hated school.
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By Jonny Hoare
#44565
Lee and Herring had right
when things fall over and spill from a great height from cupboards....

with greg evigan
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#44652
i realise im late but BT gave me the Christmas present of breaking our phone line i got:

An Everton Shirt
Phoenix Nights Series 1 DVD
Everton, Peter Kay Calenders
A Watch
Red Hot Chilli Peppers & Badly Drawn Boy About a Boy Albums
Books: John Simpson Strange places Questionable people (?), Bill Bryson Notes From a Small Island, Greg Iles 24 Hours, Terry Pratchett The Last Hero and Nightwatch

i also got socks.. i always get socks
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By aaronc
#45326
aww bless BT, yet still people go around slaggin then off!!

bet NTL dont give you a free christmas cut off, the damn money grabbers!
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By Adam
#45557
kendra k wrote:ad, you got a car? you lucky little devil!

i got:
a tea cozy and tea (bad american types)
some books
a torch and a tool kit
cooking utensils
clothes that i will never wear
$20

i'm convinced my family is trying to disown me, as my sister-in-law got one present from my gran that was worth more than everything i recieved, and my parents spent more on her as well. (i think this is all a ploy to bribe her to make babies, too bad she won't!)


VW Polo - Black
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By aaronc
#45566
funny you should mention balck christmas presents...

..coz i got a piece of coal, and i was glad!!

:roll:
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By Jonny Hoare
#45609
bit f coal- superb
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By aaronc
#45819
it is a particluar good bit of cold, only took me 14 hours to polish it!
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By Jonny Hoare
#45852
needs more free molecules to become a diamnd mate
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By aaronc
#45853
really, they lied to me, they said it was deluxe coal and would grow into a diamond
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By Jonny Hoare
#45857
you've been sold an anne diamond. so old that people have forgotten about it
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By aaronc
#46201
that would explain why it was such a large piece of coal, 4 metres wide!
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By Jonny Hoare
#46307
aaaaaaaaaah

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