[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

This has nothing to do with anything but i think they are brilliant. She looks like shes gor Rik Wallers arse on her face.....

[aaronc]

what the hell happened there, they look minging, someone should let some of the air out of them

[Diffusionuk]

It looks like someone's smacked her in the gob with a grapefruit.

I'd ask for my money back.

[aaronc]

i would ask for 'my' lips back, as would the chimp she stole them from! . . .i imagine

[Jonny Hoare]

it's the morrisey effecet. next up amanda holden

[Uglybob]

diffusion, i bet you cant make the Where The Heart Is theme tune interesting

[aaronc]

now that i would like to see/hear

[Lawrie]

She looks sooo plastic


has anybody notice the simlarness between that thing that becomes friends with Frodo in LOTR:two towers and Laura in Eastenders without her makeup?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i'll pay anyone who can make anything to do with where the heart is interesting? (although wasnt the bird who kep flashing her breast in that?)

[Uglybob]

take it you mean Kelly Wenham

[Lawrie]

Kelly Wenham has gone i think..she is very cute

Laura has left Hollyoaks..shes cute

[Morals]

has anybody notice the simlarness between that thing that becomes friends with Frodo in LOTR:two towers and Laura in Eastenders without her makeup?

That was one of the first things we said when leaving the cinema on Thursday. Gollum = Laura....

[Sam]

I knew I recognised that face from somewhere! Now you say it, yeah, very simlar. I felt sorry for Gollum, wanted to take him home and look after him, poor ickle thing. Pips better though.

[Jonny Hoare]

Laura v nice. Psycho bunny- but v nice

[Uglybob]

according to Jack "I havent got a job and im bitter so I try and grind every penny out of the silly tabloids" Ryder

"The main culprits were Jessie Wallace and Hannah Waterman, who plays Laura Beale. They were always being nice to each other's face, but when they were apart they'd just slag each other off."

Besides the Slater family, said Jack, Wendy Richard, who stars as Pauline Fowler, and Adam Woodyatt, who plays Ian Beale, also get the kid-glove treatment.

"There's a definite pecking order," he insisted. "Wendy and Adam have been in the longest and were always favourites.

[Jonny Hoare]

too right. floppy haired nonce

[Uglybob]

he shaved it off. he said it was a mark of him leaving the soap. he just seems like a jealous jumped up little sod. i saw him on Frank Skinner. He makes Beckham look like Ghandi.

[Lawrie]

WOOSHHHHHHHHHHHH...whats was that? Jack Ryders carear

[Jonny Hoare]

still a nonce. pure and simple, he'll be a foool

[Uglybob]

yeah the boss said that the only thing he could possibly work on is Footballers Wives.

[Jonny Hoare]

or macdonald's kym 'll be lap dancing soon or doing butlins

[Lawrie]

sorry...but the acting is miles better on there then whatever he could do!!!

[Uglybob]

i thought she would have had big boobs until i saw the topless photos of her. two cherries on an ironing board. laura beale, however is a different matter entirely.

[Morals]

[Lawrie]

Bob...you have a link?!

Laura.....sorry but no matter what she still looks......wierd!