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By Uglybob
#41426
You know the only thing going for RI:se was the good looking females in it. Today theyve sacked Kirsty Gallacher and Liz Bonnin from the show. Chris Rogers also has got the heave ho from the show leaving Mark Durden Smith and Edith Bowman.

"It is believed that Sky Sports' Soccer am co-host Helen Chamberlain, who stands in for Gallacher occasionally, will join as a full-time presenter when the show is relaunched from a new central London site on Monday January 20.

Durden-Smith and Bowman are currently re-negotiating their contracts, but are expected to stay with RI:SE.

The departures come just nine months after the breakfast show was launched, and is a major admission that the formula designed to emulate the success of the once highly successful Big Breakfast was not working."

FACE IT. RI:SE IS CRAP and will NEVER and I mean NEVER REPLACE THE BIG BREAKFAST IN TERMS OF ENJOYMENT.
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By Sam
#41428
Mwa ha ha ha ha! That'll learn em. Made my day that. I wonder if theres any chance channel 4 will see sense and re-instate The Big Breakfast? Probably not.
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By Funky Drummer
#41429
I've wathced RI:SE probably a total of two times. It wasn't that good.
By Bridgie
#41431
the format for RI:SE was never going to work with those presenters.

that mark really (and i mean REALLY) gets under my skin. plus hes such a wuss and wont do anything for the show in the way of making himself look stupid for a laugh. god forbid he has fun one day!!!
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By Mr Dion
#41432
it is indeed quite cack
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By Jonny Hoare
#41441
The evil that is BLACKWOOD has been linked with it.
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By Lawrie
#41451
i really like Edith Bowman..good presenter...and before anyone asks im NOT doing the old.."that Edith she really makes me RISE in the morning!".....im above that standard of comedy
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By Bob23
#41459
I once caught about 30 seconds of RI:SE. It was nothing compared to the old days of Jonny and Denise.

Anyway, doesn't affect me anymore as I have a cushy job working from home so I don't get up until 10:30 anyway.
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By Jonny Hoare
#41463
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH


You cannot compare RI:SE with the big breakfast. Compare rise with whats available at the moment.

Breakfast- ok but that new womans scary
GMTV- gormless reactionary afterthought telly
C5 and BBC2 - kids telly
Rise- light hearted comic banter

Or shall we put on the radio

Radio 1- Cox. end of
Radio 2- Wogan. Drunk
By Bridgie
#41466
well i like coxy.

born sloppy was very funny too last night.

colin (the only funny one from ri:se) got beaten up by a stranger in a pub for chatting up his girlfriend.
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By Adam
#41470
Fact: Kirsty Gallagher, Edith and that bird off of AM are all fit.

Fern- Vernon bird is getting skinny...
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By Sidders
#41475
Sam the Hells Angel wrote:Mwa ha ha ha ha! That'll learn em. Made my day that. I wonder if theres any chance channel 4 will see sense and re-instate The Big Breakfast? Probably not.

Even if they brought back Big Breakfast, it wouldn't be any good without Johnny and Denise, and I can't see them coming back.
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By Uglybob
#41478
Id prefer to watch the test card with the girl drawing on the blackboard for 2 hours.
By timb
#41479
RI:SE is just a plain copy of The Wright Stuff from channel 5 which is on a bit later, except that RI:SE isn't at all funny :/
They need some real funny people and a set, not a stupid table.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#41503
Ad wrote:Fact: Kirsty Gallagher, Edith and that bird off of AM are all fit.

Fern- Vernon bird is getting skinny...


that edith has a chin like desperate dan she isnt attractive at all. Helen Chamberlain could be the saviour of that show because in my eyes she can do no wrong. i still dont get why people like the big breakfast so much i always thought it was a bit naff. the best thing about rise is they show the goals from the previous nights matches.....
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By talkpeople
#41607
Hi Everyone,

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By Adam
#41615
for a first post- i have to laugh. is that your own work, talkpeople
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By talkpeople
#41623
yep, took a while to think of a good 4 letter word, anyone else got any suggstions for any more??!!

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By Adam
#41659
sh:it
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By Everlast
#41771
I like CU:NT
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By Uglybob
#46721
Could it get any worse

yes it can

Durden altho a bit of a tw:at left and has been replaced by Iain Lee, yes the reason why even tho they had Ricky Gervais and Ali G on the 11 O Clock Show it still sucked. He has been added to add his "comedic" style. I seemed to think that the only thing that he found funny was to insert the odd swear word in an ironic way. He cant do that at 8am so hes fcuked. If they really want a comedic feel, then dump and show reruns of Futurama, Friends and Frasier in the morning. At least it would be an alternative to the rest of the terrestial channels.
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By MK Chris
#46724
I thoght the 11 O Clock Show was good with him and Daisy Donovan (cross-eyed bird), I laughed loads with the reporter singing at Primrose Shipman's door "you f*cked a monster!"
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By Jonny Hoare
#46725
hmm unempolyed media harlots come work for rise

Good to know, thanks!