[Yudster]

Chris bloody James and his bloody stupid posts are back in General and I'm becoming increasingly irritated with him.

Given the level of irriation he seems to have caused, you were very gentle with him I thought!

[James H]

I can't help but wonder what people you had added on MSN, I just had my friends and that was annoying enough.

I only ever had friends, and friends from forums, only ever people I actually knew though.

I was a massive early adopter of MSN, I got it in about 1999, I was in year 8 at school I seem to remember and we used to ask each other on the bus home "will you be on MSN tonight?". Usually the reply would be "Yes, if my mum lets me have the phoneline". Oh the joys of dialup!

[chrysostom]

Just looked up Toph's story - yikes

Char, I was referring to MSN Chat Rooms which have since been outlawed given the amount of underage grooming that took place on them!

http://www.zdnet.com/msn-to-close-chat- ... 039152322/

[Nicola_Red]

I once spoke to someone in there who claimed to be Melanie Blatt's (from All Saints) cousin!

Back in the 90s, a mate of mine was chatting up girls at the Reading Festival by claiming to be Rick Witter of Shed Seven's cousin it worked too!

[St@rk]

Assuming, based on that, that 1.58 years = 1 Moyles Year then I'm 16½!

I'm 21 Again!

[bmstinton93]

Just looked up Toph's story - yikes

Char, I was referring to MSN Chat Rooms which have since been outlawed given the amount of underage grooming that took place on them!

http://www.zdnet.com/msn-to-close-chat- ... 039152322/

I really wanna know now but can't be bothered to go searching.

[Bruvva]

Being told I've "probably" fractured a meta-tarsal in my foot but have to wait til Friday for an x-ray as it can take a while for these injuries to show up. Balls.

[DevilsDuck]

Fractured meaty-arseholes...that's a pain in the ass!

[Bruvva]

Fractured meaty-arseholes...that's a pain in the ass!

My word, that's the most tortured pun I've ever seen.

[The Deadly]

A real bummer.

[DevilsDuck]

Fractured meaty-arseholes...that's a pain in the ass!

My word, that's the most tortured pun I've ever seen.

*stands on bruvvas foot*

[Boboff]

Bruvva's is about 3 foot or you wouldn't be able to stand on it!

Where did I put me * I know I tucked it into me sock before I came out?

When did I come out I hear you cry?

Well it was in a bush just off Embankment Road in 1976.

[DevilsDuck]

[Yudster]

Badger doesn't know he's born. I love you Boboff.

[Boboff]

Ditto!

An elderly lady in the village was recently heard recounting her enjoyment of 50 shades of grey, and commenting on the fact Christian is a Sadist, but pronounced it SAD IST, like the most sad person. She is deaf as a post, and can only transmit, plus I made her a cake once and she said it was " a Bit Dry" so now I don't like her, and she's stupid..... Dry I ask you!

[Yudster]

Dry cake? Never - you are Mr Confectionery!

I miss you being a fudge packer. Well I miss the free fudge.

[MK Chris]

I regret not taking advantage of free fudge from Boboff.

[Yudster]

Ah yes. Free Fudge Friday was always a highlight.

What can we have from your smallholding that would be comparable Boboff?! I'll buy a jar of honey if you have your beehive set up..?

[Boboff]

My latest treat is Blackcurrant fruit leather, it quite bitter, but great for decorating sponge cakes etc.
Takes ages to make mind.
I might look at Bees once I have a bit more stuff planted. I have been keeping an eye on where they eat now, and at the moment Horse mint is a real fav!

I am surprised no one has referenced the fact that I admitted having a smallholding!

I don't miss being a fudge packer.

[Yudster]

I cannot imagine why ANYONE would prefer to pack fudge to having a smallholding - as you are well aware Boboff, that is my dream and I am jealous of you for doing it. But very happy for you - I can almost live my own dream vicariously through you!

Still miss the damn fudge though.

[a-moron]

Badger doesn't know he's born. I love you Boboff.

What have I done to offend you recently old crabbity chops?
Hardly been on of late and you toss me out there like an overused gym sock.
I think it's the classroom mentality kicking in.
You fancy me really and are trying to throw people off this fact by publicly belittling me and declaring interest in another.
Why not just punch me on the arm, run away and be done with it?

[foot-loose]

I cannot imagine why ANYONE would prefer to pack fudge to having a smallholding - as you are well aware Boboff, that is my dream and I am jealous of you for doing it. But very happy for you - I can almost live my own dream vicariously through you!

Still miss the damn fudge though.

Mmmhmm.

[Yudster]

Ah Foots, you were as good - I still fondly remember the sugary package you sent me all those years ago.....

[MK Chris]

Now I did have some of that and that was damn good stuff.

[DevilsDuck]

Awww, I still have yet to taste any of foots package