[The Cornishman]

Hi everyone.An amusing incident happened to me the other day as I was looking for someone to DJ at my birthday party.So,you know the usual,I got on the old blower to the infamous bastion house of in-flight entertainment,BBC studios.Sadly I was unable to book a certain bald headed,dark skinned adonis Mr. Nelson with his repertoire of r'n'b tunage,however the recently computer enhanced Ms Winslett of popular popcorn tyke flick tie-tanic offered to do the job instead.At this point I turned to the guests at my house and sighed:
"better Kate than Trevor"

Which was met with all the applause one may expect.

[Lawrie]

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[Jonny Hoare]

but can he do it with a rolling stone gathers no moss

[Funky Drummer]

hahaha.....these are too good...... :D:D:D:D

[Nablo.]

That one was worth reading