The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Nablo.
#48198
Always adds to the give away
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By ASG
#48199
It makes me laugh the way he just falls all over the place though!
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By Sidders
#48202
This joke was so bad, I decided to remove it.
Last edited by Sidders on Tue Jan 14, 2003 2:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By Sidders
#48203
Sorry, that was a really really really really bad joke. :shame:
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By ASG
#48204
Take your pick!
By Everlast
#48452
Sidla wrote:This joke was so bad, I decided to remove it.

As bad as this one?

Bloke 1 "The terrorist police have surrounded Michael Barrymore house"
Bloke 2 "Really, why?"
Bloke 1 "Apparently they found a suicide bummer in his pool"
Bloke 3 *spits* " i was 'aving a drink then"
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By MK Chris
#48463
Old joke, that!
By The Cornishman
#51648
Ah here it is,I was wondering where this thread had gone.
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By jc
#51652
Cornishman? What are you doing, awake, at this late hour? - jc
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By Nablo.
#51711
He stayed up so he could post of course.
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By ~JACQUI~
#51714
posting, isnt it amazing?

i have to post as quick as i can, cos im in skool, and we not supposed 2 be on these things!!
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By Sidders
#51823
I don't thing this thread is going anywhere, until the Cornisman either dies or gets married.
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By ~JACQUI~
#51824
i vote for marriage, but not to me!
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By ASG
#51856
Obviously! I’d vote for death, but not for me! You do say some obvious stuff don’t you BB?
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By ~JACQUI~
#51886
no, i meant i don't wanna marry the Cornishman, sorry mate!
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By ASG
#51903
Well, some of might :oops:
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By ~JACQUI~
#51906
who?

not me definately!
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By Sam
#51919
Cornishman wants to marry magenta. I'm not sure of magentas take on this, and I'm not re-reading the entire thread to find out.
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By Sidders
#51922
The Cornishman wrote:I made a foxy lady smile.Result! Do I get a shag now?

magenta wrote:Yeah if you want. I'm lonely tonight, part of the reason for my misery.
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By ~JACQUI~
#51923
oh, dear, we have an online relationship!
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By Sam
#51925
Sex and marriage aren't the same thing ya know. Men! ;)
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By ~JACQUI~
#51928
excuse me?
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By Nablo.
#51986
Your excused
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By ~JACQUI~
#52082
was that bloke remark aimed at me?

Im not a bloke!!!
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By Sidders
#52083
No it was aimed at me you fool.
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