[Adam]

once you pop at moylesworld, you can't stop.

i should know, left then came back... just a few times now.

becomes very addictive.

[Gigglyboots]

This isn't against Jonny, but if I had written a leaving speech, I would be intrigued to see what people had said about me, the sort of leaving I have had.

Anyway, it was a good way to take a stance to the recent strange unexplained happenings, although a sad way to go in a way, because of powers outwith your control.

All the best for the future then.

Gem.

[Sidders]

That's not a bad idea. I might abuse that suggestion at some point in the future.

[Angry Android]

Har har, I dunno whether to take the piss or not.

Everyone bar Stevo and myself cant say jack sh*t about Jonny because you dont know him or know what hes about.

SO I will say, Jonny you lill sh*t so long Im glad to see the back of you!

The rest of you though can get down and kiss some serious ass.

Or not, I dont care you make me violently ill with apathy.

[The Cornishman]

Its a shame he's leaving.It weally,weally is.

[The Cornishman]

Has he definitely gone then? Only I need to know if I should start greasing up my falg pole.It's windy out.

[The Cornishman]

I think I know what happened to those one hundred posts.Scot Mills took 'em he's offering them as consellation prizes on early breakfast.Something to do with BBC cutbacks I suppose.

[The Cornishman]

Alright that's it I promise not to interfere with this thread anymore.Otherwise someone might throw an egg at me and I wouldn't want that as I've just polished my shoes.
And now a song for Jonny Hoare.

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
only darkness everyday,
ain't know sunshine when she's gone,
and shes always gone too long everytime (splat)

Right,who threw that?

[Lawrie]

...that i announce my retirement from the board.

My reasons are as follows.

1. The recent attitudes of certain members, who have abused certain powers that have been sneekily given back to them. When those powers where given to these people initally, the board thought it would be a bad idea. So a nom de plomme was set up in its place, and for the less feebley minded thought it was fair and balcned. Or so we thought.

2. The childish and churlish attitude of some of the more senoir memebers of this board has led to reconsider my position on this board. Constant bickering and childish conversations with malicous intent have left me annoyed and fked off.

3. Certain members do nothing for the growth or stimulation off the board. Love me or hate me, i'm always here given my 2 penneth of the board, and if my bickering with Thomas Murphy hadn't appeared, and this board would be nothing but a fan zone talking moyles 24/7. It has developed into the surreal *beep* it is now, and like or lump it (and the ones who lump it can go blow up their girlfirend) it's here to stay in this format.

4. Everything i do on this board is intended for a reaction - like this piece here- A reaction. Reactions breeds counter reactions, and counteer reactions means more posts, and more reactions.

5. I don't believe that i'm stuck up my own arse. I may talk out of it most of the time, but my head is not up it. Unlike some memebrs of this board

And most importanty
Who's gonna tell sick jokes, and awful puns when i'm gone? Who's gong to be flyoing the falg for cornwall


It's been fun- maybe if i recieve an apology from those responsible for the crime in question which has eventually led to this, i might re considser

I've met some fun guys on this place and the girls on here no how to treat people.

Special mentions must go to, Kendra, Stevo (in his many guises), the Tall Paul, Lynch, Young poppy and all the numerous people who have supported me wholly during my 3 and a bit years on this board

The end of era?

You Betya

Jonny Hoare has left the building.

Well Hoare, J-Ho....im truly upset by your decison to leave.....i know we have fallen out however we have always made up and you are a comedy king and genius...........

im shocked and saddened

DRLOZBAKER

.....now where did those party poppers go?

[Morals]

Everyone bar Stevo and myself cant say jack sh*t about Jonny because you dont know him or know what hes about.
.

I'm sorry, but this post has really got on my milkers. Who the * are you AA to say what people can and can't say about Jonny? OK, so we might not know him in the real world, but Jonny's been here long enough for people to comment on him, or at least, his on-line persona. Love him or loathe him, the people posting on this board have formed their own opinions of Jonny, opinions they are entitled to hold.

Oh, and by the way, 'can't say jack sh*t'? Hmm, double negative methinks...

[a_girl_from_mars]

who said something about killjoys.....

Well...I would say its the end of an era...It's gonna be sad with you gonna...thanks for letting us take the piss out of you...blah blah blah....but you'll be back....so I wont.

Or at least I hope you'll be back Mr Hoare....

[Stevo_trash]

I'm sure the hoare will pathetically come back under another guise breaking his retirement promise. I shall refrain from criticising the move considering I have done it three times recently.

i shall end my comments here.