[Yudster]

I'm married to a (much) younger man - unfortunately he is at work, otherwise your suggestion would be unnecessary...

[chrysostom]

He must be in his late forties...

[Boboff]

I am sure your mother would say that all that swearing is not appropriate Ms Yudster.

I have the alternative advert where I wake up after some cider and my mouth looks like a tall ape has shat in it ( after throwing my clothes around the room and spending all my money)

Nic, I do understand what you are saying a little bit, but in all honesty I don't think you would ever be "happy" unless the whole evening was tailored to your specific, and very niche needs. So really you best stay at home.

[Yudster]

I love you Boboff.

[chrysostom]

My Facebook account was hacked by someone in Vietnam. More irritating than anything as I have similar passwords for most things.

[Nicola_Red]

Nic, I do understand what you are saying a little bit, but in all honesty I don't think you would ever be "happy" unless the whole evening was tailored to your specific, and very niche needs. So really you best stay at home.

I didn't realise arthritis was so specific and niche, but thanks for the advice. In fact I will be going to Shrewsbury to see my lovely boyfriend DJ instead.

[chrysostom]

*suppresses joke about him tailoring to your niche needs*

[dimtimjim]

Adverts are annoying me. The toothpaste ad with the idiot woman saying "my teeth are squeaking clean" - the phrase is SQUEAKY clean, not * squeaking clean! And the Knorr gravy ad with the pretend "chef" saying "remember how good home made gravy used to taste?" YES I * DO, I MAKE IT EVERY * WEEKEND YOU TIT!!!!

I couldn't agree more, the toothpaste one really annoys me too.

He must be in his late forties...

I'll admit, I 'd. Well done Andy. Sorry Yuds.

[Nicola_Red]

*suppresses joke about him tailoring to your niche needs*

Oh, he definitely does

[Boboff]

Which, in hopefully forgiving me for stating my opinion, is BLOODY BRILLIANT!

[Nicola_Red]

It certainly is. I'm in love and very happy. I've been told off for going on about it though.

[Boboff]

Well I for one don't mind!

[a-moron]

*suppresses joke about him tailoring to your niche needs*

Oh, he definitely does

Yeah, he doesn't eat Nic out as this is against her vegan beliefs of devouring meat.
He instead chucks a couple of quorn burger down there and gives her nipples a tweak every now and then.
He's a very considerate lover.

[Nicola_Red]

To be clear, that is definitely not against my beliefs. Also, Quorn isn't vegan

[a-moron]

Bugger.

Ah, no, wait a minute, it's not actual meat though and he is the one feasting upon them, so in principle this situation still works.

I think.

[Nicola_Red]

Yeah, I guess. He's an omni though. He has said he'd become vegetarian if it made me happy, but I've told him that I don't expect him to do that and a compromise can be easily reached, as I did with my flatmate, who is also omni.

[a-moron]

Omnisexual?!

Jesus Nic, you've got a keeper there.

And so was your flatmate?

My God women, you must attract them.

[Nicola_Red]

Oh, I definitely do

[dimtimjim]

Yeah, he doesn't eat Nic out as this is against her vegan beliefs of devouring meat.

Ah... Grimsby.





Note: Not a slant on Nic, jus' in general.

[dimtimjim]

Far from it, its one of my bestestest pastimes.

It was a humerous/dutty slant on the smell created when femi-hygiene is not up to scratch.

As the saying goes - "No one wants to eat off a dirty plate".

[dimtimjim]

Ha! Wow... Nice to know you appreciate it too (not from me, mind)! I know Mrs DTJ does!

EDIT: And Mrs Badger, but Ssssshhh.

[Boboff]

Wow thats so School days... eat someone out! Yukk

[chrysostom]

[Nicola_Red]

Ferrero Rocher?

[dimtimjim]

Wow thats so School days... eat someone out! Yukk

Oh... Poor Mrs Bobski. (unless you mean the expression, not the act, in which case I kinda agree)

It's more the general issue that it seems more acceptable to give oral to a man than it does a woman.

Well, a favour for a favour - works for me!