[The Deadly]

You are eelly out of order.

[Boboff]

Twats.

[Yudster]

Again?! Stop spratting around everyone.

[chrysostom]

I'd like to take this oppor-tuna-ty to say that some of these have been outstanding, but the bad ones are giving me a haddock.

[DevilsDuck]

I like fish puns, I'm having a whale of a time

[The Deadly]

Twats.

Shut up. You're making a mackerel out of this.

[a-moron]

Shut up. You're making a mackerel out out of this.

* that one up Deadly.
Brill.

[The Deadly]

Shut up. You're making a mackerel out out of this.

* that one up Deadly.
Brill.

I have a stutter. It isn't my fault is it? I can't kelp it.

[DevilsDuck]

I have been Sea Urchin high and low for more puns...

[Yudster]

Look yu lot, its over, you're all flogging as dead sea-horse.

[The Deadly]

Does this topic of conversation not get your seal of approval?

(Seals eat fish. I'm having that one)

[neilt0]

Does this topic of conversation not get your seal of approval?

(Seals eat fish. I'm having that one)

I'm going to mullet over.

[DevilsDuck]

Say that again... My herring ain't so good

[The Deadly]

He's not speaking, he's typing!! You are talking a load of carp.

[bmstinton93]

Salmon.

[The Deadly]

Colin Salmon is one of my favourite actors

[Boboff]

You Nerds are * boring.

Doormouse, Banana, Cashmere Hoody.

[Yudster]

A cashmere hoody sounds like heaven.

[dimtimjim]

Hoody's are a godsend this time o year, Brrrrrr.

[DevilsDuck]

You Nerds are * boring.

Doormouse, Banana, Cashmere Hoody.

You're krilling me!

[chrysostom]

You're krilling me!

Schooled.

Seriously though, stop. It's really anemone.

[DevilsDuck]

Fine

I'm not playing n e mo!

[dimtimjim]

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow

"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"Sticks?" replied Paddy.

[DevilsDuck]

Xenophobe!

[chrysostom]

Xenophobe!