What's making you smile/laugh today? - Page 545

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490435

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:32 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:32 pm #490435

Laura Robson has just beaten another grand slam winner. Fantastic match!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490436

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:55 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:55 pm #490436

Good stuff - she has come on leaps and bounds lately, she had a lengthy period of stagnation after she won Junior Wimbledon.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490438

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:01 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:01 pm #490438

It wasn't stagnation, so much as that she played tennis part time while she did her exams. She's full time now, and it is showing.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490440

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:04 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:04 pm #490440

She's had to play 4 grand slam winners in her last 5 grand slam matches as well and still done well.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490441

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm #490441

And she's still only 18 or 19 - she has a great future if she can stay injury free.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490442

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm #490442

19 in 3 days. I hope she's single.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490443

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:15 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:15 pm #490443

She's far too intelligent for you...

Only joking....... slightly.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490446

By The Deadly - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:19 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:19 pm #490446

How is Andre Agassi doing?

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490447

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:20 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:20 pm #490447

Are you single again then Ben?

Nope.

She's far too intelligent for you...

Only joking....... slightly.

But I'm better at sport than her...

Oh wait.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490448

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm #490448

How is Andre Agassi doing?

He lets Steffi Graf play with his balls.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490449

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm #490449

How is Andre Agassi doing?

He's porking Steffi Graf. How do YOU think he's doing?

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490450

By The Deadly - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:22 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:22 pm #490450

Good?

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490453

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:28 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:28 pm #490453

You like the idea of being crushed in the Teutonic embrace of those steel thighs then?

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490455

By The Deadly - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:32 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:32 pm #490455

Well anything would be nice at the moment so I'd take it.

Seriously though what a sportsman Andre Agassi was. He does a lot for underprivileged kids in America and worldwide with his charitable work too.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490456

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:49 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:49 pm #490456

So does Steffi. They are a pretty magnificent couple.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490458

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:31 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:31 pm #490458

The worrying prospect is if their kids take up tennis... apart from the country they'll choose to represent.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490468

By Bonanzoid - Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:57 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:57 pm #490468

Laura Robson is rather lovely. From a slightly different angle, I reckon Serena Williams would be mental between the sheets.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490472

By dimtimjim - Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:04 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:04 am #490472

From a slightly different angle, I reckon Serena Williams would be mental between the sheets.

I don't get the angle comment... What angle would she need to be at to quantify your assumption...?!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490475

By Boboff - Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:23 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:23 am #490475

You would make the sweet sweet love to Laura, Serena would Rape you hard!

They are different angles, a cute, and opaque.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490491

By The Deadly - Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:13 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:13 am #490491

I'd be worried that Serena would eat me after she was done * me.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490494

By Yudster - Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:15 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:15 am #490494

I don't think that would be a worry. More of an inevitability.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490498

By Boboff - Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:21 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:21 am #490498

What a great post for a new page....If only I could be arsed to look what the question was.....

No I know lets all guess what the statement was that it refers to, A prize to the best suggestion.

" I worry that wanking will make me go blind"

"I worry that if I engage in a DIY colonic irrigation with the shower head that I may get soap in my eye and shit on my shoes"

"I worry that the increased cultural diversity of the UK may one day mean that we all become a well adjusted and tolerant society"

" I worry that wearing thongs could give you Bum cancer"

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490499

By bmstinton93 - Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:30 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:30 am #490499

I'd like to think Laura Robson would be quite wild. I'd give her a go.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490510

By Bonanzoid - Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:18 pm

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:18 pm #490510

From a slightly different angle, I reckon Serena Williams would be mental between the sheets.

I don't get the angle comment... What angle would she need to be at to quantify your assumption...?!

boboff explained it rather well.

You would make the sweet sweet love to Laura, Serena would Rape you hard!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490525

By JayE - Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:57 pm

- Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:57 pm #490525

This was just hilarious to read. http://newsthump.com/2012/12/10/radio-o ... ruel-hoax/