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By The Cornishman - Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:51 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:51 pm #49703

You know that drawing of an old lady with a headscarf and when you turn it upside down you see a young lady with a feathered hat? Or maybe you don't even turn it upside down,you just re-focus.Anyway,in Asda this morning I saw someone who looked just like the old lady.Thought about turning her upside down but all sorts of horrible things like crumpled tissues and half-eaten egg sandwiches might have fallen out of her pockets and I'd have had to pick them up.And that might have made me sick.So I just tilted my head a bit but couldn't make out the gal with the hat.Slightly disappointing,that.

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:54 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:54 pm #49706

you know a funny thing happened to me the other day

i saw a bloke but it turned out to be a woman that really looked like a bloke

is that more or less pointless

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:55 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:55 pm #49709

seriously tho what a great story

wish i'd been there

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By Adam - Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:56 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:56 pm #49711

have u not learnt that you can edit your posts to anything you may not put in?

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:57 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:57 pm #49713

no

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By Adam - Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:59 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 12:59 pm #49715

Introduce yourself.

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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:06 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:06 pm #49721

congratulations minimaximus i try hard to make rush judgements about people an i am always pleased when im proved right.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:07 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:07 pm #49722

cos this is my united states of............

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:18 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:18 pm #49728

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:congratulations minimaximus i try hard to make rush judgements about people an i am always pleased when im proved right.

i'm interested as to what exactly is meant by that

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By The Cornishman - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:31 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:31 pm #49737

Q. What was that noise?
A. Oh,nothing.Just a Mini backfiring.

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:33 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:33 pm #49738

rite....

is everything just a comeback competition to you cornishman?

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By The Cornishman - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:46 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:46 pm #49747

No,or to be accurate yes.
Patronising tip: No 364- Try to make the next critique amusing/original please.

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:50 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:50 pm #49749

i'm sorry we all can't share the same sense of humour as you cornishman

really, i am sorry...

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By Adam - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:55 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:55 pm #49753

nice to see cornishman and mm are making friends..

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:56 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:56 pm #49755

yeh, ennit

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By Jonny Hoare - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:56 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:56 pm #49756

Aaaah

Expose of the Cornishman. He's losing it.

Soon.

Da Legend....
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:58 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:58 pm #49759

hasn't everyone lost it?

i thought that was how people winded up on here...

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By Jonny Hoare - Mon Jan 20, 2003 2:02 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 2:02 pm #49764

The cornishman thin veil is becoming clearer.......

Expose~ soon

Da Legend....

Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

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By MK Chris - Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:26 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:26 pm #49815

MiniMaximus wrote:you know a funny thing happened to me the other day

i saw a bloke but it turned out to be a woman that really looked like a bloke

is that more or less pointless

You think that's bad....

I answered the phone at work today and I was taking down someone's details. I said "is that miss or mrs?" He said "it's Mr!"

I got very embarassed..... :oops:

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:29 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:29 pm #49816

over the phone is fine at least he/she couldnt see your embarrasment

hold on, was it aled you were talking to?

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By Sidders - Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:52 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:52 pm #49834

Topher wrote:I answered the phone at work today and I was taking down someone's details. I said "is that miss or mrs?" He said "it's Mr!"

I got very embarassed.....

It was probably Robot Wars legend, George Francis.

Minimaximus, don't worry about The Cornishman, you'll learn to love him.

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:55 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:55 pm #49835

i do worry about him actually

he's not right upstairs

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By Sidders - Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:57 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:57 pm #49836

I pity you.

Chill.

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By Lew - Mon Jan 20, 2003 7:00 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 7:00 pm #49837

well.......

who cares anyway im sure hes an alrite bloke really

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By Morals - Mon Jan 20, 2003 7:52 pm

- Mon Jan 20, 2003 7:52 pm #49848

Sidla wrote:
Topher wrote:I answered the phone at work today and I was taking down someone's details. I said "is that miss or mrs?" He said "it's Mr!"

I got very embarassed.....

It was probably Robot Wars legend, George Francis.

Minimaximus, don't worry about The Cornishman, you'll learn to love him.

I did almost the same thing today - I blamed my phone's headset, and got away with it. Luckily the bloke had a sense of huour....

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