[kendra k]

hey ho y'all.

this monday i'm scheduled to interview neil hannon/the divine comedy on the radio. the thing is, i haven't a clue as to what i should ask him. (he is my most favourite right now). other than asking about father ted and slagging man u, does anybody have any suggestions?

[Morals]

Whether he ever uses National Express?

[kendra k]

good question, though could be lost on the american audience.

[Uglybob]

I could write a few questions when im thinking.

[Morals]

How old he was when he popped his cherry?

[Uglybob]

What does he remember of Desertmartin, a small village 5 miles from me.

[Morals]

What are his views on the current situation in the gulf and global terrorism in general?

[Lawrie]

Hows the hayfever?
Who would you like to work with?
What do you think of Badly Drawn Boy(..cause i belive you could make a good duet!)

[Uglybob]

Why did he decide to change his style for the illfated last album.

[Nablo.]

How does he like to eat a creme egg

[Morals]

If you could be any cartoon superhero, which one would you be and why?

[Uglybob]

Whats the worst duet on the Tom Jones album that he sang on.
Is he still on talkin terms with Robbie Williams
Does he get snobbish with National Express and refuse to play it like Radiohead do with Creep.
If American Idol makers wanted him to do a duet with the winner for a hefty sum of money, would he do it?

[Bob23]

If what goes up must come down, why is Voyager 2 allowed to be different?

[kendra k]

bob23, what the hell are you going on about?

bob, he still plays national express in his encores. he did tell a bunch of us to stop asking for "my lovely horse" because we were only ruining it for ourselves.

[Morals]

Which is better? Coke or Pepsi?

[kendra k]

ha! or gin?

[Uglybob]

yeah but the listeners probably wont know that, were talking about americans here arent we.

[Bob23]

Where is the source of the Nile, and once found, is it Heinz, HP or Daddies?

[Morals]

If you could be any breed of cat, which would it be?

[Morals]

Lesley Ash's lips. Sick and wrong?

[Bob23]

Obviously yes. As Jonathon Ross said, 'like someone's pulled the rip cord on an inflatable dingey'

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

does it annoy him that they havent had the success they deserve?
why has he been reduced to being interviewed by you?
has he ever read the chris moyles messageboard?
does he like david dickinson?

[Nablo.]

Daddy or chips?

[Lew]

pink or brown?

[Adam]

Daddy or chips?

chips.. mmm and jaffa cakes. mmmm