The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Sidders
#51326
lol, agreed.

¤© Geordie_Bo¥ ©¤ wrote:OK so its decided phones dont cause brain cancer

Show me proof and I'll believe it.
By ¤© Geordie_Bo¥ ©¤
#51448
Yea but you can say "show me proof and i'll beleive it to most things."

Like I dont believe in God, show me proof and i'll believe it.
The MMR doesn't lead to autism, show me proof and i'll believe it. etc
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By Sidders
#51450
I'm a very sceptical person.
By The Cornishman
#51640
Maybe I should try changing the title of this thread,it seems to be out of control.
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By Nablo.
#51641
Seems the Newbies took it over.
By The Cornishman
#51653
Right,where was I?
(Puts on black overcoat and trilby,sticks a bridge roll in his mouth,makes a V-sign and starts doing the charleston.) No,wait,that was Lew Grade. Churchill's preferred dance was the mambo,wasn't it? Or was that Kitchener? Anyway,let's just say I'm doing a soft shoe shuffle.A very soft shoe shuffle,actually,as I've only got my socks on and don't want to wear them out.
By The Cornishman
#51654
Who's up for some word associaton.I'll get us started:

Brain Colony.
By The Cornishman
#51658
That bloke who just died.No,not him,the other one.The one in The Protectors.
By The Cornishman
#51659
Lew Grade dancing the Charleston with Winston Churchill.
By The Cornishman
#51660
Winston Churchill's grandson surfing the net for references to his heroic grandfather and considering legal action.
By The Cornishman
#51661
Winston Churchill singing a medley of Beach Boys hits in the shower,slipping on the soap,and screaming like a baby.A baby that resembles him,needless to say.
By The Cornishman
#51662
Winston Churchill's grandson reaching for the phone.
By The Cornishman
#51663
Anne Diamond reaching for the mayonaise.
By The Cornishman
#51664
Winston Churchill's grandson's lawyer putting him on speakerphone for the rest of the office to listen to a rant about an unprovoked attack on his grandfather.
By The Cornishman
#51665
An attempt to fill an entire page with my posts.
By The Cornishman
#51666
A slightly pedantic lurker writes: Hang on,this is really getting out of control now.Oh and what a surprise,it's that smart aleck The Cornishman who's largely responsible.
By The Cornishman
#51667
Oh dear,it doesn't look good.There's nothing on telly from now until at least 10am.It looks like I might have to hijack this thread.
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By The Cornishman
#51668
Fortunately I taped the BBC2 wildlife documentary thing on Thursday night.So,I'm off to catch a few sex tips from an Australian marsupial and other critters on video.
Will write back with a full review later.
By The Cornishman
#51677
I notice Funky Drummer's online.He won't pleased with this mess at all.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#51679
yeah.. at least try to be funny in them all
By The Cornishman
#51682
Oh cheers Gaspode,you've gone and made it even worse now.What kind of a world are we living in where a maniac can't zap off a hundred posts in fifty minutes without giving a bunch of people minor coronaries?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#51690
i dunno some people eh?

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