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save the worst till last....#49365

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:35 pm

- Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:35 pm #49365

I was in my kitchen having a sleep on the floor the other day (lino - better than any pillow) when i was rudely awoken. Anyway i looked up an who should i see but crap named huge-breasted celebrity chef Nigella Lawson. Obviously i was a little shocked to see her in my kitchen but i got up only to be dazzled by the dish she had in her hand. "whats that stuff doing in your dish?" i asked and she replied..... "jello? its glistening"

Gaspode The "i would like to thank the Cornishman for his inspiration i only hope one day i may reach his high standards" Wonder Dog

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

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By Mr Dion - Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:44 pm

- Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:44 pm #49370

u have a long way to go

'God made everyone right handed.....only the Elite evolved'

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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:46 pm

- Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:46 pm #49372

compared to you im a f*cking comedy genius...

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

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By Mr Dion - Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:51 pm

- Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:51 pm #49373

and your point is what? u still have a long way to go

'God made everyone right handed.....only the Elite evolved'

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By MK Chris - Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:03 am

- Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:03 am #49375

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:compared to you im a f*cking comedy genius...

But that ain't too hard. Then again, who am I kidding..?

#49377

By Mr Dion - Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:09 am

- Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:09 am #49377

i never claimed to have any sort of humour in me so i dont see why my humour(or lack of) is even an issue.

'God made everyone right handed.....only the Elite evolved'

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By Stevo_trash - Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:17 am

- Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:17 am #49379

well if you don't indulge in humour yourself dion boyo then why don't you keep your trap shut.

By the way, i have found a particular webpage which might aid you in reaching the realms of cornish genious. wink bloody wink i'm on to the game.

etc

etc

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By The Cornishman - Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:40 am

- Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:40 am #51670

I prersume thats 'The Good Life' complete scripts webpage is it? Considering I nick most of my lines from that particular sitcom.

#51671

By The Cornishman - Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:41 am

- Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:41 am #51671

Oh thanks a lot Stevo you've ruined my morning.

(Paraphrased from Tom to Margo,episode 241)

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By The Cornishman - Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:44 am

- Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:44 am #51672

Either that or you've found me on one of the seven hundred other message boards I post on.If that's the case I'm ever so slightly concerned being as twelve of them are attached to hard core fetish sites.

#51673

By The Cornishman - Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:46 am

- Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:46 am #51673

Its a shame we're not allowed to delete posts anymore,because I messed this one up entirely.

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By The Cornishman - Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:53 am

- Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:53 am #51674

Speaking of which,this one didn't really turn out the way I would've liked either.

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By The Cornishman - Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:58 am

- Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:58 am #51675

Is there any truth in the rumour that the only reason America wants to bomb Iraq is because several of the missiles are about to reach their expiry dates.

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