[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I was in my kitchen having a sleep on the floor the other day (lino - better than any pillow) when i was rudely awoken. Anyway i looked up an who should i see but crap named huge-breasted celebrity chef Nigella Lawson. Obviously i was a little shocked to see her in my kitchen but i got up only to be dazzled by the dish she had in her hand. "whats that stuff doing in your dish?" i asked and she replied..... "jello? its glistening"


Gaspode The "i would like to thank the Cornishman for his inspiration i only hope one day i may reach his high standards" Wonder Dog

[Mr Dion]

u have a long way to go

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

compared to you im a f*cking comedy genius...

[Mr Dion]

and your point is what? u still have a long way to go

[MK Chris]

compared to you im a f*cking comedy genius...

But that ain't too hard. Then again, who am I kidding..?

[Mr Dion]

i never claimed to have any sort of humour in me so i dont see why my humour(or lack of) is even an issue.

[Stevo_trash]

well if you don't indulge in humour yourself dion boyo then why don't you keep your trap shut.

By the way, i have found a particular webpage which might aid you in reaching the realms of cornish genious. wink bloody wink i'm on to the game.

etc

etc

[The Cornishman]

I prersume thats 'The Good Life' complete scripts webpage is it? Considering I nick most of my lines from that particular sitcom.

[The Cornishman]

Oh thanks a lot Stevo you've ruined my morning.

(Paraphrased from Tom to Margo,episode 241)

[The Cornishman]

Either that or you've found me on one of the seven hundred other message boards I post on.If that's the case I'm ever so slightly concerned being as twelve of them are attached to hard core fetish sites.

[The Cornishman]

Its a shame we're not allowed to delete posts anymore,because I messed this one up entirely.

[The Cornishman]

Speaking of which,this one didn't really turn out the way I would've liked either.

[The Cornishman]

Is there any truth in the rumour that the only reason America wants to bomb Iraq is because several of the missiles are about to reach their expiry dates.