[Hypeymikey!]

Ali g's sister is having twins. Straight after she passes out from all the pain. So the doctor walks up to ali g and ask's him to the name the two babies. So he goes up to the girl and says this is denise and then he walks up to the boy and says this is denephew.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Have u any funny jokes? please tell

[superwoman]

NO MIKE NO!

[Hypeymikey!]

Tell us ur joke den

[Sam]

Once there was a boy called Mike who joined a message board, and his mate Sam murdered him because he wouldn't stop using txt type. I'd find that funny!

[Hypeymikey!]

Chill sam. Don't wnt 2 gt u angry. Remember belgium caus i do

[superwoman]

You say belgium i automatically think, Tiffany the silly bitch who slept with 2 best mates.... what else can i say? now that did give me something to laugh at! sorry sam i know you like her but i never did when all that stuff with daz happened

[Gigglyboots]

This just reminds me of the little joke thread...

[Hypeymikey!]

We'll just say don't get sam angry

[Sam]

I knew it wouldn't be long before you brought this up....how many times do I have to say sorry?

[superwoman]

she'll give me a lecture on pm now because i said that,

[Hypeymikey!]

Sam i forgive u ur just a good m8. Its ok i forgave u long time ago

[superwoman]

its not your fault sam!

[Hypeymikey!]

WOTS NOT SAMS FAULT

[superwoman]

everything, but this thread is starting to turn out like an aldersley thread what you think?

[Hypeymikey!]

Yeah cool eyh.

[superwoman]

nope, its quite sad really, who was on yesterday? i read something really not nice that was quite offensive, was it to gaspode the wonder dog? but it was really horrid, i am ashamed to be associated with him whoever it was....

[Hypeymikey!]

It was nathan kumar being a twat

[superwoman]

really i am surprised, i didnt think it was like his character, i get on well with him...... the shame of it.

(gemma t sez hi to everyone)

[Sam]

Can I tell this story to everyone who has to suffer reading this thread because it would piss me off, all this restrictive narrative. Basically, two years ago, school trip to Belguim. My mate Tiffany slept with a boy on a top bunk bed (she'd just gone 15 and I was asleep on the bottom one) and we think she probably slept with his best mate aswell. I thought Mike had been dead supportive until a misunderstanding over the phone which made me think he'd been incredably twofaced. So I beat him up. Trust me, this is not the sort of thing I normally do. My poor English teacher was very shocked to see his little quiet, good girl pupil tearing strips out of one of her freinds. But he pi**ed me off and I wasn't particuly having a good time cought in the middle of it all anyway. As you can, this is not my happiest memory. Case closed. (And hello Gem who also suffered all of this). Can we get back to telling jokes now, nobody cares!

[superwoman]

well said sam,

case closed,

knock knock jokes i dont know any,

[~JACQUI~]

cos they all crap!!

[Sidders]

It was nathan kumar being a *beep*

Does he live at Number 42? I pity him for having such an embarassing family, but his Dad really makes me laugh.

[Adam]

thats a cool surname. adam kumar?

42 is great! i see them killing it off in the near future, just like GGme ...

[Sam]

Nooooo. I like no42! Meera Syal is ace!

[Sidders]

The Dad's hilarious! How he comes out with a story that's totally irellavent to everything and he always asks the guest if he knows his cousin in Bristol or something.