[Lew]

it looks like utter bilge to me

a spinoff of GGme, it just should have happened

what spinoff i would like to see: bob fleming on talking heads

[Nablo.]

There rumours of Mike Basset english manager getting a TV series. (Sorry if I spelt or got names wrong)

[Lew]

that'd be cool

although i havent seen the film anything with (sh*t forgot his name) err jim royle in is great

[Sidders]

Ricky Tomlinson

Yay I got my stars! Cheers Chris.

[Lew]

thats the geezer

cheers sidla and congrats on the stars

[Lew]

it looks like utter bilge to me

a spinoff of GGme, it just should have happened

what spinoff i would like to see: bob fleming on talking heads

and i just noticed he's online so lets make it clear

thats bob fleming the fast show character not the moylesworld member

[Adam]

it looks like utter bilge to me

a spinoff of GGme, it just should have happened

what spinoff i would like to see: bob fleming on talking heads

and i just noticed he's online so lets make it clear

thats bob fleming the fast show character not the moylesworld member

yeah, i did think that actually. i knew we had a member called bob_fleming

clears throat

[Sidders]

I think we all gathered that.

[Lew]

what would also be great would be for the alan partridge show coming back (knowing me, knowing you?) i always thought that it never should have gone

great storyline on the christmas one with him getting sacked though

[¤© Geordie_Bo¥ ©¤]

lol KMAP,KY (whoever you are) Ah ha! That was amazingly funny, when he got hypnotised and whenever the audience said that he would go "rrrraaaarrrr" ... lol it brings a tear to mine eye....

Anyway, Why did the pasty cross the road?

[¤© Geordie_Bo¥ ©¤]

B'cause he was meat 'n' potato... Meeting potato --> geddit?

[Johnny London]

Wjy Did the chicke.... (leaves forum)

[Nablo.]

Is it me or did those last 3 messages not make any sense?

[Lew]

i think they were speaking in some sort of newbie language

[Nablo.]

Oh ok, fair enough then.

[Mcqueen_]

i think they were speaking in some sort of newbie language

oh, Can you understand them then?

[¤© Geordie_Bo¥ ©¤]

Well im sure you got the joke part, so that doesnt count one of the messages i posted as it was the punchline.

The other means, "Knowing me Alan Partridge, Knowing You (Whoever you are) AH HA! And basically i was just prattelling on about it etc.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the
throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe
Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.

He then turns to Luis Figo , "and you, Luis , what do you believe?"

Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Wayne Rooney , "and you, Wayne , what do you
believe?"

"I believe" says Rooney "you're sitting in my seat."


just stole that joke from elsewhere cos i liked it.