[Morals]

I just tidied my room, and I've got a FLOOR! Wonders will never cease....

[Stevo_trash]

Whats this floor thing you speak of? This must be one of those surreal comments.

I one found edwina curry and world cup willie in my wardrobe once. I never saw anything which went by the name of 'floor' however.

[Lew]

what about edwina's pelvic floor

surely you must have seen that

[Stevo_trash]

what are you talking about?

[Bob23]

I don't think you would want to know

[Stevo_trash]

is he claiming that i molested edwina curry or somehow indulged in dubious activities with her? As a future Liberal prime minister who shall lead the party onto a course of racism and homophobia I'm most besmirched by these accusations. I would never touch a pussy that a reserve prime minister has fondled in a short, heavy handed manner.

[Jonny Hoare]

Yeah Stevo won't say no to nothing.

especially if its "pint, stevo"

[Stevo_trash]

You are correct in pointing out that I will not turn down a pint of ale mister 'super poster' but your comments are to broad to encapsulate everything.

For example, if your ex girlfriend managed to break into where i live and straddled herself across the bed covered in slim fast granules asking me to work up a sweat with her, i would without a shadow of a doubt decline the offer and point her in the direction of the nearest gym.

[Chief Erf]

Damn my girlfriend is tidying her room for me, its taken her 3 days.

[Blueapple]

I believed I had one too when I moved in.

I keep saying I want a larger place, butI'll just acquire more useless junk to clutter everything up.

[~JACQUI~]

I found a floor, too, it is grey!

[Nablo.]

If it is grey it sounds like it needs a good ol'clean.

[Jacqui]

Well, it DOES need a bit of a clean, but when I last saw it her carpet was grey!

[kendra k]

ugh. don't remind me i still need to unpack/clean my new room. i still don't know what colour the carpet is! that will be this weekend.

[MK Chris]

I've had my bloody carpet all my life, its minging. i think it belonged to my gran or something so my mum cant bear to get rid of it. bloody memories.

my room is messy as well, but it aint all my fault, everyone comes in here

[kendra k]

we know, you've already had a thread dedicated to your "plight."

[MK Chris]

Um, yeah. I was pissed off that day. Let's say no more about it

[Uglybob]

sounds like a new idea to me, hmmm

[Funky Drummer]

I got a new laminate floor in my room not long ago; it's really cool.

I'm pretty organised, my room's always pretty tidy.

[kendra k]

why doesn't this suprise me?

i think freud had a term for that... anal?

i would think eddie's room is also rather tidy.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i doubt it all them tissues everywhere...