[Uglybob]

Its Q's 200th edition so they asked a lot of stars the same kind of questions from Ricky Gervais to David Bowie. Heres what the questions were and id like to see if anything you say compares to what the stars said

1. What would you like 200 of?
2. Who would you like to punch?
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
6. When did you last to and to who?
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
8. What does your bedroom look like?
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
10. What does God look like?
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?

[timb]

1. What would you like 200 of?
£50 notes
2. Who would you like to punch?
Blair
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
Moyles
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Never
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
After diner
6. When did you last to and to who?
This sentance is missing at least one word
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
all of the ones that involve the words 'angel'
8. What does your bedroom look like?

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
sit down and shut up
10. What does God look like?
the devil
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
sex0ring aled

[Funky Drummer]

1. What would you like 200 of?

Wishes

2. Who would you like to punch?

some guy that lives near me.....grrrr

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?

My gran

4. When was the last time you were drunk?

About a month or so ago

5. When did you last wash the dishes?

Couple of weeks ago

6. When did you last to and to who?

errr....eh?

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?

dunno

8. What does your bedroom look like?

Don't have a picture, but its got blue walls with a laminate flooring and looks really good :D:D

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?

Be yourself

10. What does God look like?

Whatever ou want him to look like

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?

hmmm..........well, radio 1 haven't begged me to come work for them yet, so I guess that would be the one......unless you're talking about my girlfriend

[Funky Drummer]

IS ANYONE ELSE CONCERNED BY THE OBJECT IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE PICTURE OF TIMB'S ROOM??????

[MK Chris]

1. What would you like 200 of?
Pints of lager... (possibly not all in the same night)
2. Who would you like to punch?
See the Lisa Riley thread
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
See the Lisa Riley thread
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Now
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
I don't wash i dry. about thurday evening i think
6. When did you last to and to who?
i think everyone (despite the recent posts from ttimb and FD) know what that means. erm, no comment....
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
the word of tha day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.....
8. What does your bedroom look like?
messy
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
chris, don't be yourself, i know what you're bloodylike
10. What does God look like?
dont believe in that shite
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
well, i was pissed yesterday and tried to kiss my best mates mate, i dont know if that counts, like i say i was pIssed

[MK Chris]

IS ANYONE ELSE CONCERNED BY THE OBJECT IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE PICTURE OF TOMB'S ROOM??????

Hmm. toilet roll. nice touch. yes, slightly worrying

[timb]

actuall the toilet roll is used primarily to blow my nose on and spit into (i have lots of sinal fluids) oh and for wanking onto.

ps you can see the vicks(vix?) sinex next to it which i have to squirt up my nose

beep means please ones self but the word i used is aparently censored

[MK Chris]

*beep* means......

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im more bothered by the fact he appears to sleep in a broom cupboard with 2 computers.

[MK Chris]

thats true, its like CBBC all over again...

[timb]

well that is the main jist of my room, the other side is like this



its all pretty much the same

[Funky Drummer]

anyway, without digressing into a discussion about what there is and is not in timb's room......

[KFA]

1. What would you like 200 of?
pounds on my mobile

2. Who would you like to punch?
George W. Bush

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
Peter Stringfellow

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Never

5. When did you last wash the dishes?
Last Night

6. When did you last to and to who?
Too long ago and....no comment

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
'How u doin'?' (original)

8. What does your bedroom look like?
Blue walls, blue duvet, looks like a bombs hit it

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
stop, look and listen

10. What does God look like?
Jeremey Beadle

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
Getting a well-paying job with very little work to do for it

[Ickle Angel]

What would you like 200 of?

Donuts.

Who would you like to punch?

Mate I met off the net the other day who tried to get off with me.

Who wouldnt you like to see naked?

My dad.

When was the last time you were drunk?

Friday night

When did you last wash dishes?

I have a dishwasher darling.

when did you last and to who?

My ex about a week ago

Worst chat up line?

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes

Whats your bedroom like?

A tip at the moment with pictures of me and ex around. Im over him honest lol.

Whats the best advice youve ever been given?

Put yourself first for once.

What does god look like?

Big hair and a beard.

Fantasy yet to fulfill?

To live happily ever after with Colin Murray

[Uglybob]

it was who did you last text btw

[Morals]

1. What would you like 200 of?

Million pounds

2. Who would you like to punch?

The girl I fancy's fiancé, for getting there first

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?

My nan

4. When was the last time you were drunk?

Last night

5. When did you last wash the dishes?

Yesterday

6. When did you last text and to who?

My flatmate yesterday in the pub because I couldn't hear her from the other side of the table

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?

Would you like to come and see my digital voltmeter? The sad thing is, it worked!

8. What does your bedroom look like?

Not too untidy, although there's a guitar lying on my bed I really should put back on its stand

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?

When in Thailand, always double check they're not a man

10. What does God look like?

This ----->

He doesn't exist.

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?

Two lesbians probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.

[Uglybob]

i was waiting for Gareth Keenens response

heres mine as i forgot last night

1. What would you like 200 of?
Best Friends

2. Who would you like to punch?
I dont want to punch anyone, I prefer to mentally annoy them.

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
Any clinically obese or anorexic person

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Never, im a good boy... honest

5. When did you last wash the dishes?
Truthfully, probably last Saturday. I wash my cup and plate after dinner tho so that should count really.

6. When did you last text to and to who?
My sister and it was begging her to buy me the Oceans 11 dvd

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
Lets have a look at your dick then

8. What does your bedroom look like?
cd adorning, broken hi fi on top is a video i never use

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
ive a couple... Always lock your door and Dont care what people think of you. im having trouble listening to the second one.

10. What does God look like?
Like Jurgen Klinsmann

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
be a bmg executive and drop Gareth Gates from the label.

[Ickle Angel]

Ok who did i last text was my ex to ask him is he coming online for a chat tonight or not? He hasnt replied by the way so i dont know

[Uglybob]

jonnys available

[Gigglyboots]

1. What would you like 200 of?

Friends to be around.

2. Who would you like to punch?

If I want too, I just go ahead and do it. But I don't want to punch anyone right now.

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?

Erm, someone who didnt look good naked...naming no names.

4. When was the last time you were drunk?

I don't drink in excess.

5. When did you last wash the dishes?

I washed them last night...it's my job after all.

6. When did you last text to and to who?

A family member yesterday, its been off ever since.

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?

Mm, can't think of any significant ones.

8. What does your bedroom look like?

Pretty. Apart from a lot of revision notes all over the floor.

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?

Be yourself and don't be something for somebody else. Do not be afraid to stand up for what you believe in.

10. What does God look like?

It's spiritual, he looks like whatever you want him to look like if you believe me thinks.

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?

I'm too young to fantasise obviously...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. What would you like 200 of?
lives

2. Who would you like to punch?
practically everybody but for today david dimbleby will do.

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
ron atkinson

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
last saturday

5. When did you last wash the dishes?
friday but im goin to do them now.

6. When did you last text to and to who?
think it was my mate boasting about everton winning

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
i go to salford uni...

8. What does your bedroom look like?
it has a bed a desk an clothes an papers all over the floor.

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
if you cant win fairly - cheat

10. What does God look like?
wayne rooney

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
scoring the league winning goal at the gwladys street end against liverpool then going home with sandra bullock (to show her my tackle... i so nearly got to the end without a bad pun)

[Lawrie]

1) 200 of...... packets of fruit pastiles

2) like to punch...... a member of a really shit group in leeds

3) wouldnt like to see naked.......... Anne Widdecombe

4) last time drunk......24th January

5) washed dishes....Friday

6) last text....My Friend Coxy to see if he wants a jar 2moro

7) worst chat up line...Babybird wrote a song about you..."your gorgues"..yes i used that!

Bedroom.....Blue with posters on with a massive leeds fest poster dominating them

9)best piece of advice recived...Follow your heart

10) God....looks like Gandolph

11) Fantasy to fulfil.........sleep with Lisa Faulkner..my girlfriend knows about this

[Nablo.]

It's Gandalf.

[Chief Erf]

1. What would you like 200 of?
guitars

2. Who would you like to punch?
Also George Bush

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
ya Momma

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
yeshterday

5. When did you last wash the dishes?
fours weeks ago

6. When did you last text to and to who?
Today to my girlfriend

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
I'm also a lesbian

8. What does your bedroom look like?
Messy, hairs all over laminated floor, cd's everywhere

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
pass

10. What does God look like?
God doesnt exist

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
Being in a great band

[Everlast]

1. What would you like 200 of?
£200k a year (keep dreaming)
2. Who would you like to punch?
Justin Timberlake, he comes across as an arrogant little band wagon jumping tosser
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
I guess any male
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Christmas eve
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
'bout 2 hours ago
6. When did you last text to and to who?
I don't text, its for cheap people
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
Nice shoes
8. What does your bedroom look like?
A tree (what a stupid question it look like a bedroom fo christs sake)
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
Don't get a credit card
10. What does God look like?
He wears the number 16 shirt
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
a music career