[Nablo.]

I hope he does return, if for nothing else but to answer to these findings.

[Stevo_trash]

he obviously didn't just read it on another board and copy and paste it

i think you'll find he did exactly that via the danny baker treehouse message board archive. Why pick an incriminating recent post when one from 1 year ago will suffice?

he could have been scouring the archive. at the end of the day it made most of us laugh, who cares if it came from somewhere else. i bet you've all scared hihm off now. he wont post here again

Well i care if it comes from somewhere else, thats decieving behaviour. Its making a mug out of those who posted the material on the treehouse as well as some people on the board.

Who knows whether he shall return, you have to take into consideration that the case may be that he's not a comedy genius unless he's using the retorts of others. But don't worry, i'm sure there are other people on the board willing to relay further comical posts from pasts using the archive section.

Does it matter that it came from somewhere else? I would say yes when considering there are people like me who put time and some effort into producing comical posts (gags and image manips) whilst someone untilising the copy and paste functions gets all the hype.

[Stevo_trash]

This now confirms my position as the 8th most humourous poster on the board! I'd like to thank my inspirations, sam, hoare, charmaine, nablo, mini maximus, asg and cafe mambo. Its been a long road, but i think i'm finally getting there.

[Sidders]

To be fair though Stevo, you havn't produced a comedy post for a while now.

[Lew]

i was an inspiration??????

now that IS funny

[Stevo_trash]

Everytime i produce a comedy post it slips to the second page because people seem to not like what i do. Which is fine, as also is me not bothering to put any effort into posts anymore.

But don't worry sidla, i'm sure i'll find my form and progress to 7th most funniest poster very soon.

I appreciate your comments sidla, but remember kid i'm still a young beaver and it may take some time to find my comedy stride. I'm sure i'll be able to find something which appeals to all you young hip swingers out there very soon.

[Sidders]

http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~ch ... php?t=1633
http://www.mj0110199.pwp.blueyonder.co. ... 06760.html

[Morals]

If it is Cornishman, I for one feel used. I thought we we're your one and only Sir Cornishman, and then you go behind our backs and betray us like this. I just don't know how I will recover...excuse me *sob*

He's also a member of the ticoc messageboard (his user name on there at the moment is Margaret Rutherford). He's only made 1 or 2 posts on there though, and I beleive they were also posted on here - something about gloves...

I'm shocked by the whole pastygate affair, although I think we should wait for cornishman to answer these allegations - innocent until proven guilty and all that....

[MK Chris]

i dont think he will

[Lawrie]

This now confirms my position as the 8th most humourous poster on the board! I'd like to thank my inspirations, sam, hoare, charmaine, nablo, mini maximus, asg and cafe mambo. Its been a long road, but i think i'm finally getting there.

oi Stevo wheres my thanks! without me no mWo!

sorry but i though the link between Hoare and the cornishman has been there for a long time

however i do find it funny someone has searched through old message board posts to post new and "funny" comedy topics

[Bridgie]

heres another posts from cornishman stolen from danny baker board, also december 2001

http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2242&highlight=

http://www.mj0110199.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Forum1/u-w/Withnail%20and%20Fry____.html

this one was posted by someone different so its not cornishman posting there too... just stealing

[Stevo_trash]

i get the feeling some people are peeved with me for revealing this.

He has been proven guilty in terms of that at least 5 of his posts have been proven to be fraudulant as they have been a collaboration of many other message board user posts.

Loz- I can tell you for a fact mr hoare is not the cornishman. His identity is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

Surely this topic should be a runner for post of the year.

[Bridgie]

and another if you scroll down on both a little bit

http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2078&highlight=

http://www.mj0110199.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Forum1/j-m/MIESTERMIND.html

everythings off the baker board, did he write anything himself

[Lawrie]

could well be

however Stevo..look at this

Hoare would stoop to looking through old messageboards looking for intresting and funny topics

and where is he..he hasnt posted for a few days

[Morals]

We demand answers god-damnit!

[Stevo_trash]

hoares not a clever chappie. Even if he did somehow come up with such a creative devious idea, you would be damn sure that within a few days he would have revealed his true identity. Paired with the the fact that he was dead convinced after a cunning plan from myself and tall paul that we were behind the cornishman character, i feel that he is no way connected with this character.

...However, i have a few other routes of enquiry which may shed light on who this deviant is....

[Lawrie]

Stevo....are YOU the Cornishman?

[Bridgie]

im thinking the same here

[magenta]

If it is someone who already posts here then Chris can tell from the ip address anyway...

[Lawrie]

Good point

however a better point is.......Tall Paul hasnt posted here for a while has he?........


Latest odds.....

Hoare 2-5 JF
Stevo 2-5 JF

Tall Paul 10-1

[Stevo_trash]

I can promise you that none of the three people mentioned are the cornishman.

[Bridgie]

I can promise you that none of the three people mentioned are the cornishman.

if you can promise it you obviously know who is so reveal it

[Lawrie]

EXACTLY!!!!

you know who it is!!

WE DEMAND YOU REVEAL WHO IT IS....NOW!!!!

[Mcqueen_]

Tall Paul hasnt posted here for a while has he?........

Isn't he 'Angry Android', who posted in this thread...

if you can promise it you obviously know who is so reveal it

How does that work? I can promise it isn't me, does that mean i know who it is?

[Stevo_trash]

i can PROMISE you that myself, hoare and tall paul are no way connected to the persona of the cornishman. I cannot however PROMISE you that i know the exact identity of this creature but i do have some leads.