[Stevo_trash]

Mr Cornishman,
As you may already realise, your creative abilities are being seriously questioned. Obviously, you have copied posts from another message board and have passed them off as your own but I want to know the extent of your activities. I suspect given your taste for classy stories, that you are a man a with a great deal of wit and flare. You may have used these stories to highlight the forms of humour which you find amusing and hoping that others on this board may find the same things enlightening.

How shall we know unless you speak? Private message me and we could arrange a martin bashir style interview on this very board. Its time for you to have your say...

[Lawrie]

this is getting strange i belive and think Cornishman has connections to you Stevo...just as Al-queda has to Iraq.........we need answers from YOU!

[Bridgie]

yeah, how easy would it be for you to set this up if you were cornishman

[Stevo_trash]

..or maybe i have half a brain cell? Copying text from the cornishman's posts and whacking them in google to find sites which host's exact phrases seems quite a straight forward exercise.

[Bridgie]

i meant this

Private message me and we could arrange a martin bashir style interview on this very board. Its time for you to have your say...

[Lawrie]

Cornishman..who and WHERE are you?

[Stevo_trash]

the interview would be arranged via private message. The interview would take place on the board.

[Jonny Hoare]

Or the sceptical me says you might be having a convo with yourslef.

[Stevo_trash]

..it still would be far more entertaning and original than talking to you mr hoare.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

this would be a good moment for "im sparticus" style confessions by all posters thus turning this into a more complex form of cluedo.

[Stevo_trash]

don't tell me you pissed on the wellington statute in the drawing room gaspode?

[Morals]

I'm spartacus. Er, I mean Cornishman.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

don't tell me you *beep* on the wellington statute in the drawing room gaspode?

it wasnt me im sure also i never went anywhere near that chair leg...

[Stevo_trash]

that wasn't a chair leg, it was wellington's legendary right peg leg gained from an encouter with the infamous russian teen band tatoo and their razor cutting thighs. They have a thing for costing historical heroes their limbs but can open a can of beans like nobody's business.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hmm im thinking that whole trotsky thing might have to be re-thought if this tatoo are as dangerous as you say. as for wellingtons peg leg i still deny all responsibility...

[Jonny Hoare]

tatu aren't dangerous there rusian lezzers

[Adam]

who cares....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

tatu aren't dangerous there rusian lezzers

you are vastly under-estimating the power of russian lesbians. i believe i saw one on the grassy knoll...

[Sidders]

this is getting strange i belive and think Cornishman has connections to you Stevo...just as Al-queda has to Iraq.........we need answers from YOU!

The thing that tickles me about this whole affair is that now everyone seems to be convinced Stevo is the Cornishman. That is exactly the same allegation I was throwing around a couple of months ago and nobody believed me then. But now after I have convinced myself that they are completely different people, everybody else starts to suspect that they are!

[Jonny Hoare]

Hmm I don't the truth myself now.
I shall get hinm drunk again

[Stevo_trash]

oh please, i am no thief. My comedy is crap, but its mine. Thats the way i like to keep things.

[Jonny Hoare]

Same here, although my comedy is all my own...

[Sidders]

Same here, although my comedy is all my own...

You do comedy? I think I must have missed something somewhere along the line.

[~JACQUI~]

Comedy?

I like comedy!

[Nablo.]

Comedy save it for Mondays.