[Stevo_trash]

http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/s ... 33,00.html

I was taking my daily glance at the the media guardian (which also also doubles up as a cloaking device for my windows of hardcore porn) and lo an b-ho i came across the media monkeys jackson-bashir caption competition. I sent away my caption ideas then decided to look at the entries sent in by others, and right at the bottom there is a caption sent in by a mysterious 'J-ho'. It was funny, which suggests it couldn't possibly be from the brain of our very own jim bowen clone.

[Nablo.]

You could be right, I must say your on great detective form today.

[Stevo_trash]

i watched columbo and perry mason back to back. All good work experience to put on my application form to mi5

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i was looking out for mi5 blokes all the time i was at university because i heard thats how they enrol people. i didnt want to join its just i heard most were from public schools an i wanted to have a good solid wall behind me.

[Jonny Hoare]

I love it. Twasn't me

An imposter who is going to be subjected to major copyright ass sueeings

[Lawrie]

Hoare has simply the best Sig on Moyles.net at the moment

very funny

[Stevo_trash]

nice siggy, what would i do without that receeding hairline eh? Probably taking the piddle out of that man mountain you call an ex.

[Jonny Hoare]

nah she aint so bad.....

my new missus is good too

[Stevo_trash]

not that bad! She was Rik Waller's inspiration for participating in celebrity fat club!

[Lawrie]

good to see Stevo vs Hoare starting again!!

[Jonny Hoare]

I will agree that one

[Stevo_trash]

..that you have a range of STD's?

[Jonny Hoare]

yeah

(01579)= liskeard
(01752)= plymouth
(01326)= Falmouth

[Stevo_trash]

?
Your rather deluded response suggests so. try jif lemon. It works. I obviously havn't tried it myself.

*shuts door*

[Jonny Hoare]

pancake day isn't pancake day without it

[MK Chris]

?
Your rather deluded response suggests so. try jif lemon. It works. I obviously havn't tried it myself.

*shuts door*

That would be Cif nowadays. Ring the number on the back. You might get through to me!

[Jonny Hoare]

imagine the confusion if you put that on your pancakes

[MK Chris]

Oh, right. You mean Jif Lemon juice? OK then, I got mixed up (Cif do a Lemon fragrance), that's also Unilever, ring that other number in a few weeks you might get through to one of my mates.

[Jonny Hoare]

brrr brrrr

hello cif formerly jif helpline

i put some off this jif lemon on a pancake and it tastes disgusting

and this squeezy lemon thingis n't get rid of my staisn very good either

[MK Chris]

Hmm, not far from the truth of some calls. Stupid bloody people

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah because the people they are ringing seem real intelligent.

[Jonny Hoare]

There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people

[Chief Erf]

How do you get them mixed up, they look completly different, A lemon shaped Lemon or a squirty bottle with a picture of a sink on.

[Jonny Hoare]

Both called Jif though......

And lemony...

remember this is sold to the midlands and birmingham where people aren't that crainially endowed

[MK Chris]

Not any more though, but most people still call it that.

yeah because the people they are ringing seem real intelligent.

Oi! Have you ever rung them? (If you have I take it back, probably before we took it over... or maybe it was a wednesday, I like my tuesday nights)