[MK Chris]

5. When did you last wash the dishes?
fours weeks ago

8. What does your bedroom look like?
Messy, hairs all over laminated floor, cd's everywhere

Hmm..... Worrying.

[Nablo.]

1. What would you like 200 of?
DVD’s

2. Who would you like to punch?
Dr Fox

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
Rik Waller

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Never

5. When did you last wash the dishes?
Last Tuesday

6. When did you last text to and to who?
I don't text

7. Whats the worst chat up line you’ve heard?
Your ugly but I’d still f**k you

8. What does your bedroom look like?
A room with a wooden ceiling, a bed, shelves, posters and stuff.

9. What’s the best bit of advice you ever received?
Don’t buy shoes that don’t fit.

10. What does God look like?
Morgan Freeman (Your know later on in the year )

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching

[Lew]

1. What would you like 200 of?
transformers
2. Who would you like to punch?
Megatron
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
bungle from rainbow
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
i'm never drunk, apart from new years eve
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
i didnt, transformers was on
6. When did you last text to and to who?
my friend, to tell him transformers was on....he laughed
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
do you like transformers?
8. What does your bedroom look like?
a normal bedroom with a higher than usual density of transformers related rubbish
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
''stop watching transformers and get a job you retard'' - my dad
10. What does God look like?
Optimus Prime
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
being a transformers, robot in disguise, predictably

(i bet none of the ppl in Q wrote anything like that)

[Jonny Hoare]

1. What would you like 200 of? Cheques for million pounds
2. Who would you like to punch? Eddie Nock
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked? Me ex g/f again
4. When was the last time you were drunk? last night
5. When did you last wash the dishes? last night
6. When did you last to and to who? an old flame on top of a hill
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard? Don't get chatted up
8. What does your bedroom look like? A hovel
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received? Go on this course
10. What does God look like? Me
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil? I can't tell you that.....

[clarkey]

1. What would you like 200 of?
million pounds
2. Who would you like to punch?
my dad
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
chris moyles
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
never
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
last summer i think
6. When did you last text to and to who?
my sister about 10 mins ago
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
do you come here often
8. What does your bedroom look like?
a tip
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
dont worry what other people think of you
10. What does God look like?
jesus's dad
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
skydiving

[Sidders]

1. What would you like 200 of?
Girlfriends

2. Who would you like to punch?
Tony Blair

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
Lisa Riley

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Last night

5. When did you last wash the dishes?
Saturday

6. When did you last text to and to who?
Probably my Dad. I can't remember when it was.

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
Can't think of one.

8. What does your bedroom look like?
A bedroom, with loads of used boxer shorts and socks on the floor.

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
My choirmaster gave me a really good piece of advise the other week, he basically said "I'm single, but I can't complain because I don't go looking."

10. What does God look like?
You shall not make for yourself a carved image or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on earth under it, or that is in the water below. Exodus 20:4

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
Sex

[MK Chris]

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Never

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
i'm never drunk, apart from new years eve

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
never

This board has too many tea-totallers! You lot don't know what you're missing. Only last week I was trying to kiss one of my best friends and her friend...

[clarkey]

i'm 15....

[Adam]

threesomes... thats my fantasy have yet to fulfil...

[MK Chris]

i'm 15....

Never bloody stopped me, that added to the fun of it!

I can get you an authentic looking proof of age card for £15 if you like...

[Adam]

okay, i don't often drink that much...

adam - student.

[Chief Erf]

I'm 15 and i don't have identity and still get drunk.

[Uglybob]

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Never

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
i'm never drunk, apart from new years eve

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
never

This board has too many tea-totallers! You lot don't know what you're missing. Only last week I was trying to kiss one of my best friends and her friend...

hey you missed out on the most famous teetotaller

[Sam]

yeah, Bob's ego

BTW - If you can be bothered to change it track 16 today was Kelly Roland - Stole

[Adam]

does bob have friends? so, you don't drink.. oh well, the world is safe

we could go down, if mw takes on more ego.

[Uglybob]

no i dont have friends, thats why im here with you, adam

[Adam]

do want to be my friend? i have no friends either.

[Sam]

1. What would you like 200 of?
I'll have to nick someone elses and say wishes, sorry.

2. Who would you like to punch?
People who delibratly set out to decieve others for their own gain....all of them.

3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
Johnny Vegas

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
ages ago

5. When did you last wash the dishes?
last week, me and my sisters take it in weekly turns

6. When did you last text to and to who?
my best mate Helena, telling her about something I'd found out that had upset me.

7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
The 'do you believe in love at first site or should I walk past again' one. He was drunk but its still no excuse.

8. What does your bedroom look like?
Its in the attic so I have no walls, but its all done in pine and stars and moons.

9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
'Men come and go but friends are there for life'. Can't go far wrong with that one.

10. What does God look like?
Robbie Williams. My idea of heaven anyway.

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
Erm...I actually can't think of anything. Being happy and content with life? Sometimes that seems like a fantasy. I am dismal today aren't I?

[kendra k]

1. What would you like 200 of?
cold dr peppers
2. Who would you like to punch?
my sister in law
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
moyles
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
31 august 2002, my brother's wedding.
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
this morning
6. When did you last to and to who?
niemals
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
you like milkshakes? let me pour one over you and lick it up.
8. What does your bedroom look like?
chaos and clutter
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
DON'T GET PREGNANT
10. What does God look like?
a size 10 boot
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
touring the country side and having tonnes of fans who know all the lyrics to all of my songs.

[MK Chris]

4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Never, im a good boy... honest

...Just for Bob. Sorry bob

[Funky Drummer]

1. What would you like 200 of?
I'll have to nick someone elses and say wishes, sorry.

oooh....evil sam...

stealing my answer.......

[Minnie the Minx]

1. What would you like 200 of?
£ - I'm skint and its my friends birthday this week.
2. Who would you like to punch?
The person who kicked me in the calf last night - my leg really hurts.
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
Anyone from Celebrity Fat Club
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
This Thursday
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
Err last year. I have parents
6. When did you last to and to who?
Just a minute ago to a friend.
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
Get your coat you've pulled!
8. What does your bedroom look like?
Nice and clean on one side of the bed messy on the other.
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
Don't eat yellow snow.
10. What does God look like?
Tall, brown hair, gorgeous with skater jeans and long leather jacket!
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
Death by chocolate!

[Morals]

11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching

Oi, I used that on page one!

Gareth Keenan investigates!

[Johnny London]

[quote="uglybob"]Its Q's 200th edition so they asked a lot of stars the same kind of questions from Ricky Gervais to David Bowie. Heres what the questions were and id like to see if anything you say compares to what the stars said

1. What would you like 200 of?
£200 Million Pounds
2. Who would you like to punch?
George W Bush
3. Who wouldnt you like to see naked?
Lisa Reilly
4. When was the last time you were drunk?
Saturday
5. When did you last wash the dishes?
B4 Xmas (Now Have Dermatitus)
6. When did you last to and to who?
wouldn't you like to know
7. Whats the worst chat up line youve heard?
Hope you tits are as nice as your eyes
8. What does your bedroom look like?
Messy but in a nice neat pile (i know where everything is)
9. Whats the best bit of advice you ever received?
Dont' Worry about stuff to much It'll make you go insane
10. What does God look like?
Bearded Bloke in his 60's
11. What fantasy have you yet to fulfil?
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