Things will and do change but you can make plans, if you don't you won't do anything or get anywhere. That's why I added the line "If nothing big happens!"
...of course maybe, sometime...in the near future your girlfriend meets a very witty, good looking, honest big happening going by he name of mr trash. She then begs him to concieve with her. He politely turns the offer down,
'I would overlook cellulite, a fat arse and an ugly mug but not all at the same time'
To think that a trash sibling would be recieved into the world via a big pair of neglected thighs covered in burst blood vessels would be surely horrifying.
As for where i shall be in 10 years time;
a) presenting a highly popular radio show, presenting a higly popular live tv show, writing my own column in a respected arm of print media, earning a great deal of money, marry a stripper, buy members of my family nice homes with employment positions in my own media company. Start a feud with chris evans, Johnny V and every other popular entertainer and convincingly destroy them. Start my own fashion label, specialising in hair pieces. Be offered an OBE by the queen, refuse the award and attack her with a pair of tongs stolen from the royal banquet. Get shot dead by her guards. remembered as a revolutionary king of entertainment in a special celebration of my life featuring guests such as the chuckle brothers, bobby davro, cannon and ball,stan boardman and dusty bin from 5-4-3-2-1.
b) sipping a fosters purchased at happy hour whilst eying up young crumpet in mini skirts.