[Lawrie]

Stevo....private message me the info you currently have

[Bridgie]

if you can promise it you obviously know who is so reveal it

How does that work? I can promise it isn't me, does that mean i know who it is?

no but hes promising for other people

ok, i can promise you its not me, ad or dr loz

[Stevo_trash]

I PROMISED that it wasn't three people, including myself. These two other particular people are both friends in the 'real world' and i know for a certainty that neither are responsible.

[Bridgie]

this is great, much more fun than a normal night on moylesworld

[Everlast]

OK Ok i'm the Cornishman, i donned a String vest, thong and a mullet wig. My identity was safe until Stevo sifted through the Danny Baker Archive section. I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddlin' kids.

[Angry Android]

Arghhh ive fooled you all, stevo thanks for the help man. Couldnt have done it without you...

Cya later bro, lets let the Cornishman rest in peace now though?

[Stevo_trash]

thats ok mr android. The thai bride charged a relativley small fee and her families village has been burnt to the ground, so shes going nowhere.

[Jonny Hoare]

The Cornishman is STevo he admitted t when drunk

[Stevo_trash]

i'm always drunk fool. I told you because i know your a blabber mouth jonny! The rumour would spread, and you would look foolish.

As far as these wild accusations about me being the cornishman, i pride myself on creating my own comical material. The majority on this board hate it, of course thats your opinion but at least I devise my own comic comebacks no matter what previous persona (which totals to two) i undertake.

Ask yourself this, if i was the cornishman..would i
a) admit that i'm him on this board but make no reference to plaugerised material making you all think i'm a comedy genius

orrrrrr

b) suggest the cornishman is a thief, suffer increased hatred towards my already dispised character and totally blow my cover?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i just feel like ive been violated. i come to this board expecting openness and honesty where we can exchange our views with others. i personally would like to thank mr stevo for identifying this deceit and would like to nominate him for a special role as policeman of the board to stop this kind of thing happening again.

Gaspode The "distraught and distressed" Wonder Dog

[Stevo_trash]

i'm not sure how i should tackle this sarcasm coming from a collie wearing an everton shirt....

[MK Chris]

If it is someone who already posts here then Chris can tell from the ip address anyway...

This is a good point, something that hasn't been commented on by the guv'nor. At least it would rule out certain people (or prove them guilty, whichever way you want to see it.)

[Jonny Hoare]

post the IP mr harris

[Sidders]

i can PROMISE you that myself, hoare and tall paul are no way connected to the persona of the cornishman. I cannot however PROMISE you that i know the exact identity of this creature but i do have some leads.

What makes you think you know The Cornishman anyway?

[Stevo_trash]

well considering i was the one to highlight his activities i probably have a better idea than most of you.

I did however PRRROOMMMISSEE i couldn't fully proove the identity of the cornishman buttttt i do have some leads.

[superwoman]

after reading this, i have noticed that after this discovery, the cornishman has not been on to comment....

[Nablo.]

He did return to do the "I can't explain" topic and the left and has posted since.

[ninemaster]

Or has he under a different identity

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yes he has. i cant be arsed looking for it but its there somewhere

[superwoman]

i must admit over the last few weeks there have been many new membvers and he could take anyone one these to be his own.

[Sidders]

I have no doubt that the cornishman will return, probably under one of his comedy guises. And besides, he could never let that 'Cheer Me Up' thread slip into obscurity.

[superwoman]

it is so pathetic to take on a disquise. why cant we all just be ourselves....

[Sidders]

I dunno. I've got one btw.

I think Sam might know who it is too, she had a shortlist a while back.

[Sam]

lol, I'd forgotten about that! Has he/you? been posting again then?

[Sidders]

He might have been.