[Lawrie]

Matthew Kelly holds a diner party for Gary Glitter and pete townshead...they have a lovely meal..drink some wine and finish the evening with some under 8s..........

a woman walks down a street in texas when shes hit by a p-e-n-i-s she quickly finds a policeman who tells her "youve been hit by a low flying shuttle-c-o-c-k"

what were the last words heard on Columbia....."Let her drive the bloody thing then"

[Bridgie]

did you know the new shuttles going to be sponsored by coca cola?

aparently they couldnt get 7 up

[Lawrie]

hehe..think me and bridgie are off to hell!

[Morals]

NASA = Need Another Seven Astronauts

[Nablo.]

Now that is awful

[Bridgie]

LOLOL


these are so harsh

[timb]

damn! someone posted it b4 me

[Lawrie]

...morals is joining us as well!

[Morals]

Errr, did I not just say that?

[timb]

obviously not

[Morals]

I've been heading that way for years anyway....

[Bridgie]

Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?


One blew left and one blew right.

[Bridgie]

did you know nasa have developed a new car nova that seats 12 people?

2 in the front, 3 in the back and 7 in the ash tray

[Morals]

Go straight to hell. Do not collect £200

[timb]

omfg you guys are f*ing girls

you can laugh at dead people
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MENTION THE JEWS

[Lawrie]

timb..take your c-o-c-k out of your mouth..listen.....1 joke was deleted earlier due to its contents as it was slightly boredline..and yours was....

no jokes have been racist at moment...that was

DRLOZBAKER

[timb]

you need to read up a bit

rac·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rszm)
n.

1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

referencing a race in a joke doesn't make it racist

[Lawrie]

timb timb nice but dim their posts show that their brains arent plugged in

listen..you just tell a joke which slates a race of people who were murdered for their belifs..now......that shows you are making fun of a religon..which by your definition is racism..ok maybe not word for word..however you are making fun of that religon..now go back to your primary and school and do your history lesson

[Bridgie]

its true tim and you havent really done anything by leaving up the comment at the end of the post anyway

[timb]

so if my joke is making fun of a religion with ppl that died, then your joke is making fun of a space agency with ppl that died, which is AGENCYIST and children which are abused, which is AGEIST, and woman, which is SEXIST. the only difference is that for my joke all the people died about 50 years ago you truely are one thick mofo

[Bridgie]

fine then leave it up

C - O - C - K

[timb]

what the f* are you going on about. what is written there now isn't racist or even a joke at dead people.

[Sidders]

I have to agree with timb on this one, but you are all sick people.

[¤© Geordie_Bo¥ ©¤]

"Those messages have warped my fragile little mind"
It was just a few SILLY AND MEANINGLESS jokes, i believe the message board did say summat like dont view if offended, which means 'If your gonna moan then FU©KING DONT LOOK'

[Stephen.]

I have to agree there Geordie Boy, in this case... Judge a thread by its cover!!!