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- Sun Feb 09, 2003 7:23 pm
#55712
A saturday afternoon in town is a frequent ritual for those who work during the week. On this particular day, many workers flock into the city centre to undertake a blitzkreig of shopping, hoping to get home in time to view the final scores. There is however, two breeds of citizins who will do everything in their arsenal to stop you from undertaking your brisk shopping routine.
a) the clueless family
b) crab walking oap's
Exhibit a, the clueless family have a mission on a saturday afternoon. However, the exact nature of their mission is lost on them and the general public. Usually containing a controll obssesive dad, a mum suffering from 'that time of the month', a whining son and a spoilt girl. Their main objective when commencing upon a trip in town is to head towards the front of a crowd of people walking in one direction...then stop for no reason at all. They will then argure as to where they are heading too, ultimately choosing to head to macdonalds. Costing you the tax payer, 3mins of your saturday afternoon.
They are leathal, they are nasty and they are inconsiderate. No not gaspodes underpants, but the crab walking grannies. With no understanding of the concept of walking in a straight line nor the time honoured tradition of the city centre side walk 'slow lane'. These senile pensioners have one goal, and one goal only. To side step in front of the fastest walkers carrying the greatest amount of plastic carrier bags. Why do they do this other then being *? So they can call claims direct when you smack into their zimoframes whilst they pull off a fall that a lemming would be proud of. That will cost you 5 mins and a £5,000 compensation claim.
thank f*ck its monday.
a) the clueless family
b) crab walking oap's
Exhibit a, the clueless family have a mission on a saturday afternoon. However, the exact nature of their mission is lost on them and the general public. Usually containing a controll obssesive dad, a mum suffering from 'that time of the month', a whining son and a spoilt girl. Their main objective when commencing upon a trip in town is to head towards the front of a crowd of people walking in one direction...then stop for no reason at all. They will then argure as to where they are heading too, ultimately choosing to head to macdonalds. Costing you the tax payer, 3mins of your saturday afternoon.
They are leathal, they are nasty and they are inconsiderate. No not gaspodes underpants, but the crab walking grannies. With no understanding of the concept of walking in a straight line nor the time honoured tradition of the city centre side walk 'slow lane'. These senile pensioners have one goal, and one goal only. To side step in front of the fastest walkers carrying the greatest amount of plastic carrier bags. Why do they do this other then being *? So they can call claims direct when you smack into their zimoframes whilst they pull off a fall that a lemming would be proud of. That will cost you 5 mins and a £5,000 compensation claim.
thank f*ck its monday.
