[Stevo_trash]

how on earth does he score birds?

'....I fancy you'

I tried that the other day, the coppers were quick enough to escort me out of the womans institute.

Have you had similar problems?

[Everlast]

I read on the back of the Sun Yesterday that "Phil Mitchell is leaving because he wants more roles"
Ironicly enough he looked like he had his fair share of rolls hanging over his jeans

[Morals]

Maybe he slips them all rohipnol?

[timb]

maybe the script writers just write it down on a piece of paper and then it happens

[Lew]

maybe he has a great personality.......actually, no. maybe he's just a smooth talker.......nope. maybe he has a hilariously large 'name in the snow writer'.....................i don't want to know

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i think its the receding hairline... gives mr hoare hope anyway

[~JACQUI~]

I like fil michel

[Jonny Hoare]

Don't like dictionaries though

Phil is the correct spelling

I live in hope that bald mwen are more verile.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah an i still hope that people dont believe that "fat blokes have small c*cks rumour".

[Everlast]

Two Words Ron Jeremy

[Jacqui]

Phil mitchel is a bit of a minger, though, isnt he?
He does my bloody head in!!!

[~JACQUI~]

no hes not!