[The Cornishman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/2741417.stm

In honour of the fella above I believe we have the prowess between us to create our own hard back book of short stories,12 words or less:
Heres mine:

Chapter 1.
Coughing
Chapter 2.
.....................Coffin.

[~JACQUI~]

hehehehehehehehehehe!

[Morals]

A story about cricket.

Rain stopped play.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

wasnt there an autobiography thread like this a while back? anyway story of my life... learn. earn. burn.

[Sidders]

The story of my life. Think, drink, sink.

[Chief Erf]

The Doctor felt the area, it was wet like his trousers.