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By Stevo_trash
#56006
On friday i shall be meeting the doctor to discuss my drink problem and depression. I'm not sure how i should tackle this one.

a) appear very demented do he'll give me some opium

b) break down and hope that i'll get the day off work

c) break down, go into work and then have a good reason for attacking a manager with a keyboard

d) reel off witty oscar wilde-esque one liners in an attempt to impress him so much that he'll let me do his foxy daughter in his own house

any suggestions comrades?>
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By kendra k
#56008
i would go with d. he might think you're the man for his daughter, or he'll think you're an arrogant punk and dope you up to get rid of you.

though a could be good. opium is fun.
By timb
#56011
or try just explaining the truth in a sensible way
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#56015
i'd go for b. as an extra bonus hum that sinead of fame academys song while rocking back an forth.
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By ~JACQUI~
#56058
tell the truth!
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By Jonny Hoare
#56124
Stevo. Call me. Don't see the quack.
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By superwoman
#56193
the drugs sound good! but it depends what your boss is like! if he is mean then belt him one because you have a good reason.... you'll be high!
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By Lawrie
#56197
carry on drinking your only young
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By Stevo_trash
#56258
hey jo ho, i have a new mobile. send me your number.

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