[Lew]

3am last night. couldnt sleep.

my mind wandered towards the subject of death, one that i wouldnt hope to become farmiliar with. a bloke i once met in the army was totally obsessed with it. He'd read most people die in their sleep....about 3am - so he decided never to be asleep at 3. he set alarm bells, klaxons, sirens in his quarters, all to go off every morning at 2.59.

Ironic really. within a week, he was dead. and he died at 3am.

the bloke in the bunk below shot him.

[Funky Drummer]

hahahahaha....not surprised!

[Lew]

crazy thought from the future........

it is the year 2005. saddam has been eliminated but there is an evil new force threatening the worlds airports. no-one could anticipate the attack on heathrow airport while her majesties forces were caught up in the downing street conflict. to this end, they have seized control of heathrow and all air traffic.

at the time i am busy on a return flight from spain when the captains message makes the situation all too clear:

"This is your captain speaking, the terrorists are not any threat to anyone on this airoplane, they are in fact an elite underground force of car park attendants. we can land but we can't afford to stay longer than an hour....."